Harry Potter
and the Goblet
of Fire
by
J.K. Rowling
we all know this
is a copyright protected book....blah, blah, blah.
no reproduction
by any means...blah, blah, blah.
enjoy.
To Peter
Rowling.
In Memory of Mr.
Ridley.
And to Susan
Sladden.
Who Helped Harry
Out of His
Cupboard.
CONTENTS
ONE
The Riddle House
- 1
TWO
The Scar - 16
THREE
The Invitation -
26
FOUR
Back to the
Burrow - 39
FIVE
Weasleys' Wizard
Wheezes - 51
SIX
The Portkey - 65
SEVEN
Bagman and
Crouch - 75
EIGHT
The Quidditch
World Cup - 95
NINE
The Dark Mark -
117
TEN
Mayhem at the
Ministry - 145
ELEVEN
Aboard the
Hogwarts Express - 158
TWELVE
The Triwizard
Tournament - 171
THIRTEEN
Mad-Eye Moody -
193
FOURTEEN
The Unforgivable
Curses - 209
FIFTEEN
Beauxbatons and
Durmstrang - 228
SIXTEEN
The Goblet of
Fire - 248
SEVENTEEN
The Four
Champions -272
EIGHTEEN
The Weighing of
the Wands -288
NINTEEN
The Hungarian
Horntail -313
TWENTY
The First Task -
337
TWENTY-ONE
The House-Elf
Liberation Front - 363
TWENTY-TWO
The Unexpected
Task - 385
TWENTY-THREE
The Yule Ball -
403
TWENTY-FOUR
Rita Skeeter's
Scoop - 433
TWENTY-FIVE
The Egg and the
Eye - 458
TWENTY-SIX
The Second Task
- 479
TWENTY-SEVEN
Padfoot Returns
- 509
TWENTY-EIGHT
TWENTY-NINE
The Dream - 564
THIRTY
The Pensive -
581
THIRTY-ONE
The Third Task -
605
THIRTY-TWO
Flesh, Blood,
and Bone - 636
THIRTY-THREE
The Death Eaters
- 644
THIRTY-FOUR
Priori
Incantatem - 659
THIRTY-FIVE
Veritaserum -
670
THIRTY-SIX
The Parting of
the Ways - 692
THIRTY-SEVEN
The Beginning -
716
HARRY POTTER AND
THE GOBLET OF FIRE
CHAPTER ONE - THE RIDDLE HOUSE
The villagers of
Little Hangleron still called it "the Riddle House," even though it
had been many years since the Riddle family had lived there. It stood on a hill overlooking the village,
some of its windows boarded, tiles missing from its roof, and ivy spreading
unchecked over its face. Once a
fine-looking manor, and easily the largest and grandest building for miles
around, the Riddle House was now damp, derelict, and unoccupied.
The Little
Hagletons all agreed that the old house was "creepy." Half a century ago, something strange and
horrible had happened there, something that the older inhabitants of the
village still liked to discuss when topics for gossip were scarce. The story had been picked over so many
times, and had been embroidered in so many places, that nobody was quite sure
what the truth was anymore. Every
version of the tale, however, started in the same place: Fifty years before, at daybreak on a fine
summer's morning when the Riddle House had still been well kept and impressive,
a maid had entered the drawing room to find all three Riddles dead.
The maid had run
screaming down the hill into the village and roused as many people as she
could.
"Lying there
with their eyes wide open! Cold as
ice! Still in their dinner
things!"
The police were
summoned, and the whole of Little Hangleton had seethed with shocked curiosity
and ill-disguised excitement. Nobody
wasted their breath pretending to feel very sad about the Riddles, for they had
been most unpopular. Elderly Mr. and
Mrs. Riddle had been rich, snobbish, and rude, and their grown-up son, Tom, had
been, if anything, worse. All the
villagers cared about was the identity of their murderer -- for plainly, three
apparently healthy people did not all drop dead of natural causes on the same
night.
The Hanged Man,
the village pub, did a roaring trade that night; the whole village seemed to
have turned out to discuss the murders.
They were rewarded for leaving their firesides when the Riddles' cook
arrived dramatically in their midst and announced to the suddenly silent pub
that a man called Frank Bryce had just
been arrested.
"Frank!"
cried several people.
"Never!"
Frank Bryce was
the Riddles' gardener. He lived alone
in a run-down cottage on the grounds of the Riddle House. Frank had come back from the war with a very
stiff leg and a great dislike of crowds and loud noises, and had been working
for the Riddles ever since.
There was a rush
to buy the cook drinks and hear more details.
"Always
thought he was odd," she told the eagerly listening villagers, after her
fourth sherry. "Unfriendly,
like. I'm sure if I've offered him a
cuppa once, I've offered it a hundred times.
Never wanted to mix, he didn't."
"Ah,
now," said a woman at the bar, "he had a hard war, Frank. He likes the quiet life. That's no reason to --"
"Who else
had a key to the back door, then?" barked the cook. "There's been a spare key hanging in
the gardener's cottage far back as I can remember! Nobody forced the door last night! No broken windows! All
Frank had to do was creep up to the big house while we was all
sleeping..."
The villagers
exchanged dark looks.
"I always
thought that he had a nasty look about him, right enough," grunted a man
at the bar.
"War turned
him funny, if you ask me," said the landlord.
"Told you I
wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of Frank, didn't I, Dot?" said an
excited woman in the corner.
"Horrible
temper," said Dot, nodding fervently.
"I remember, when he was a kid..."
By the following
morning, hardly anyone in Little Hangleton doubted that Frank Bryce had killed
the Riddles.
But over in the
neighboring town of Great Hangleton, in the dark and dingy police station,
Frank was stubbornly repeating, again and again, that he was innocent, and that
the only person he had seen near the house on the day of the Riddles' deaths
had been a teenage boy, a stranger, dark-haired and pale. Nobody else in the village had seen any such
boy, and the police were quite sure Frank had invented him.
Then, just when
things were looking very serious for Frank, the report on the Riddles' bodies
came back and changed everything.
The police had
never read an odder report. A team of
doctors had examined the bodies and had concluded that none of the Riddles had
been poisoned, stabbed, shot, strangles, suffocated, or (as far as they could
tell) harmed at all. In fact (the
report continued, in a tone of unmistakable bewilderment), the Riddles all
appeared to be in perfet health -- apart from the fact that they were all
dead. The doctors did note (as though
determined to find something wrong with the bodies) that each of the Riddles
had a look of terror upon his or her face -- but as the frustrated police said,
whoever heard of three people being frightened
to death?
As there was no
proof that the Riddles had been murdered at all, the police were forced to let
Frank go. The Riddles were buried in
the Little Hangleton churchyard, and their graves remained objects of curiosity
for a while. To everyone's surprise,
and amid a cloud of suspicion, Frank Bryce returned to his cottage on the
grounds of the Riddle House.
"'S far as
I'm concerned, he killed them, and I don't care what the police say," said
Dot in the Hanged Man. "And if he
had any decency, he'd leave here, knowing as how we knows he did it."
But Frank did not
leave. He stayed to tend the garden for
the next family who lived in the Riddle House, and then the next -- for neither
family stayed long. Perhaps it was
partly because of Frank that the new owners said there was a nasty feeling
about the place, which, in the absence of inhabitants, started to fall into
disrepair.
The wealthy man
who owned the Riddle House these days neither lived there nor put it to any
use; they said in the village that he kept it for "tax reasons,"
though nobody was very clear what these might be. The wealthy owner continued to pay Frank to do the gardening,
however. Frank was nearing his
seventy-seventh birthday now, very deaf, his bad leg stiffer than ever, but
could be seen pottering around the flower beds in fine weather, even though the
weeds were starting to creep up on him, try as he might to suppress them.
Weeds were not
the only things Frank had to contend with either. Boys from the village made a habit of throwing stones through the
windows of the Riddle House. They rode
their bicycles over the lawns Frank worked so hard to keep smooth. Once or twice, they broke into the old house
for a dare. They knew that old Frank's
devotion to the house and the grounds amounted almost to an obsession, and it
amused them to see him limping across the garden, brandishing his stick and
yelling croakily at them. Frank, for
his part, believed the boys tormented him because they, like their parents and
grandparents, though him a murderer. So
when Frank awoke one night in August and saw something very odd up at the old
house, he merely assumed that the boys had gone one step further in their
attempts to punish him.
It was Frank's
bad leg that woke him; it was paining him worse than ever in his old age. He got up and limped downstairs into the
kitchen with the idea of refilling his hot-water bottle to ease the stiffness
in his knee. Standing at the sink,
filling the kettle, he looked up at the Riddle House and saw lights glimmering
in its upper windows. Frank knew at
once what was going on. The boys had
broken into the house again, and judging by the flickering quality of the
light, they had started a fire.
Frank had no
telephone, in any case, he had deeply mistrusted the police ever since they had
taken him in for questioning about the Riddles' deaths. He put down the kettle at once, hurried back
upstairs as fast as his bad leg would allow, and was soon back in his kitchen,
fully dressed and removing a rusty old key from its hook by the door. He picked up his walking stick, which was
propped against the wall, and set off into the night.
The front door of
the Riddle House bore no sign of being forced, nor did any of the windows. Frank limped around to the back of the house
until he reached a door almost completely hidden by ivy, took out the old key,
put it into the lock, and opened the door noiselessly.
He let himself
into the cavernous kitchen. Frank had
not entered it for many years; nevertheless, although it was very dark, he
remembered where the door into the hall was, and he groped his way towards it,
his nostrils full of the smell of decay, ears pricked for any sound of
footsteps or voices from overhead. He reached
the hall, which was a little lighter owing to the large mullioned windows on
either side of the front door, and started to climb the stairs, blessing the
dust that lay thick upon the stone, because it muffled the sound of his feet
and stick.
On the landing,
Frank turned right, and saw at once where the intruders were: At the every end of the passage a door stood
ajar, and a flickering light shone through the gap, casting a long sliver of
gold across the black floor. Frank
edged closer and closer, he was able to see a narrow slice of the room beyond.
The fire, he now
saw, had been lit in the grate. This
surprised him. Then he stopped moving
and listened intently, for a man's voice spoke within the room; it sounded
timid and fearful.
"There is a
little more in the bottle, My Lord, if you are still hungry."
"Later,"
said a second voice. This too belonged
to a man -- but it was strangely high-pitched, and cold as a sudden blast of
icy wind. Something about that voice made
the sparse hairs on the back of Frank's neck stand up. "Move me closer to the fire,
Wormtail."
Frank turned his
right ear toward the door, the better to hear.
There came the clink of a bottle being put down upon some hard surface,
and then the dull scraping noise of a heavy chair being dragged across the
floor. Frank caught a glimpse of a
small man, his back to the door, pushing the chair into place. He was wearing a long black cloak, and there
was a bald patch at the back of his head.
Then he went out of sight again.
"Where is
Nagini?" said the cold voice.
"I -- I
don't know, My Lord," said the first voice nervously. "She set out to explore the house, I
think..."
"You will
milk her before we retire, Wormtail," said the second voice. "I will need feeding in the night. The journey has tired me greatly."
Brow furrowed,
Frank inclined his good ear still closer to the door, listening very hard. There was a pause, and then the man called
Wormtail spoke again.
"My Lord,
may I ask how long we are going to stay here?"
"A
week," said the cold voice.
"Perhapse longer. The place
is moderately comfortable, and the plan cannot proceed yet. It would be foolish to act before the
Quidditch World Cup is over."
Frank inserted a
gnarled finger into his ear and rotated it.
Owing, no doubt, to a buildup of earwax, he had heard the word
"Quidditch," which was not a word at all.
"The -- the
Quidditch World Cup, My Lord?" said Wormtail. (Frank dug his finger still more vigorously into his ear.) "Forgive me, but -- I do not understand
-- why should we wait until the World Cuup is over?"
"Because,
fool, at this very moment wizards are pouring into the country from all over
the world, and every meddler from the Ministry of Magic will be on duty, on the
watch for signs of ususual activity, checking and double-checking
identities. They will be obsessed with
security, lest the Muggles notice anything.
So we wait."
Frank stopped
trying to clear out his ear. He had
distinctly heard the words "Ministry of Magic," "wizards,"
and "Muggles." Plainly, each
of these expressions meant something secret, and Frank could think of only two
sorts of people who would speak in code:
spies and criminals. Frank
tightened his hold on his walking stick once more, and listened more closely
still.
"Your
Lordship is still determined, then?"
Wormtail said quietly.
"Certainly I
am determined, Wormtail." There
was a note of menace in the cold voice now.
A slight pause
followed -- and the Wormtail spoke, the words tumbling from him in a rush, as though
he was forcing himself to say this before he lost his nerve.
"It could be
done without Harry Potter, My Lord."
Another pause,
more protracted, and then --
"Without
Harry Potter?" breathed the second voice softly. "I see..."
"My Lord, I
do not say this out of concern for the boy!" said Wormtail, his voice rising squeakily. "The boy is nothing to me, nothing at
all! It is merely that if we were to
use another witch or wizard -- any wizard -- the thing could be done so much
more quickly! If you allowed me to
leave you for a short while -- you know that I can disguise myself most
effectively -- I could be back here in as little as two days with a suitable
person --"
"I could use
another wizard," said the cold voice softly, "that is true..."
"My Lord, it
makes sense," said Wormtail, sounding thoroughly relieved now. "Laying hands on Harry Potter would be
so difficult, he is so well protected --"
"And so you
volunteer to go and fetch me a substitute?
I wonder...perhaps the task of nursing me has become wearisome for you,
Wormtail? Could this suggestion of
abandoning the plan be nothing more than an attempt to desert me?"
"My
Lord! I -- I have no wish to leave you,
none at all --"
"Do not lie
to me!" hissed the second
voice. "I can always tell,
Wormtail! You are regretting that you
ever returned to me. I revolt you. I see you flinch when you look at me, feel
you shudder when you touch me..."
"No! My devotion to Your Lordship --"
"Your
devotion is nothing more than cowardice.
You would not be here if you had anywhere else to go. How am I to survive without you, when I need
feeding every few hours? Who is to milk
Nagini?"
"But you
seem so much stronger, My Lord --"
"Liar,"
breathed the second voice. "I am
no stronger, and a few days alone would be enough to rob me of the little
health I have regained under your clumsy care.
Silence!"
Wormtail, who had
been sputtering incoherently, fell silent at once. For a few seconds, Frank could hear nothing but the fire
crackling. The the second man spoke
once more, in a whisper that was almost a hiss.
"I have my
reasons for using the boy, as I have already explained to you, and I will use
no other. I have waited thirteen
years. A few more months will make no difference. As for the protection surrounding the boy, I believe my plan will
be effective. All that is needed is a
little courage from you, Wormtail -- courage you will find, unless you wish to
feel the full extent of Lord Voldermort's wrath --"
"My Lord, I
must speak!" said Wormtail, panic
in his voice now. "All through our
journey I have gone over the plan in my head -- My Lord, Bertha Jorkin's
disappearance will not go unnoticed for long, and if we proceed, if I murder
--"
"If?" whispered the second voice. "If? If you follow the plan, Wormtail, the
Ministry need never know that anyone else has died. You will do it quietly and without fuss; I only wish that i could
do it myself, but in my present condition...Come, Wormtail, one more death and
our path to Harry Potter is clear. I am
not asking you to do it alone. By that
time, my faithful serant will have
rejoined us --"
"I am a faithful servant," said Wormtail, the merest trace of
sullenness in his voice.
"Wormtail, I
need somebody with brains, somebody whose loyalty has never wavered, and you,
unfortunately, fulfill neither requirement."
"I found
you," said Wormtail, and there was definitely a sulky edge to his voice
now. "I was the one who found
you. I brought you Bertha
Jorkins."
"That is
true," said the second man, sounding amused. "A stroke of brilliance I would not have thought possible
from you, Wormtail -- though, if truth be told, you were not aware how useful
she would be when you caught her, were you?"
"I -- I
thought she might be useful, My Lord --"
"Liar,"
said the second voice again, the cruel amusement more pronounced than
ever. "However, I do not deny that
her information was invaluable. Without
it, I could never have formed our plan, and for that, you will have your
reward, Wormtail. I will allow you to
perform an essential task for me, one that many of my followers would give
their right hands to perform..."
"R-really,
My Lord? What -- ?" Wormtail sounded terrified again.
"Ah,
Wormtail, you don't want me to spoil the surprise? Your part will come at the very end...but I promise you, you will
have the honor of being just as useful as Bertha Jorkins."
"You...you..." Wormtail's voice suddenly sounded hoarse, as
though his mouth had gone very dry.
"You...are going...to kill me too?"
"Wormtail,
Wormtail," said the cold voice silkily, "why would I kill you? I killed Bertha because I had to. She was fit for nothing after my
questioning, quite useless. In any
case, awkward questions would have been asked if she had gone back to the
Ministry with the news that she had met you on her holidays. Wizards who are supposed to be dead would do
well not to run into Ministry of Magic witches at wayside inns..."
Wormtail muttered
something so quietly that Frank could not hear it, but it made the second man
laugh -- an entirely mirthless laugh, cold as his speech.
"We could have modified her memory? But Memory Charms can be broken by a
powerful wizard, as I proved when I questioned her. It would be an insult to her memory
not to use the information I extracted from her, Wormtail."
Out in the
corridor, Frank suddenly became aware that the hand gripping his walking stick
was slippery with sweat. The man with
the cold voice had killed a woman. He
was talking about it without any kind of remorse -- with amusement. He was dangerous
-- a madman. And he was planning more
murders -- this boy, Harry Potter, whoever he was -- was in danger --
Frank knew what
he must do. Now, if ever, was the time
to go to the police. He would creep out
of the house and head straight for the telephone box in the village...but the
cold voice was speaking again, and Frank remained where he was, frozen to the
spot, listening with all his might.
"One more
murder...my faithful servant at Hogwarts...Harry Potter is as good as mine,
Wormtail. It is decided. There will be no more argument. But quiet...I think I hear Nagini..."
And the second
man's voice changed. He started making
noises such as Frank had never heard before; he was hissing and spitting
without drawing breath. Frank thought
he must be having some sort of fit or seizure.
And then Frank
heard movement behind him in the dark passageway. He turned to look, and found himself paralyzed with fright.
Something was
slithering toward him along the dark corridor floor, and as it drew nearer to
the sliver of firelight, he realized with a thrill of terror that it was a
gigantic snake, at least twelve feet long.
Horrified, transfixed, Frank stared as its undulating body cut a wide,
curving track through the thick dust on the floor, coming closer and closer --
What was he to do? The only means of
escape was into the room where the two men sat plotting murder, yet if he
stayed where he was the snake would surely kill him --
But before he had
made his decision, the snake was level with him, and then, incredibly,
miraculously, it was passing; it was following the spitting, hissing noises
made by the cold voice beyond the door, and in seconds, the tip of its
diamond-patterned tail had vanished through the gap.
There was sweat
on Frank's forehead now, and the hand on the walking stick was trembling. Inside the room, the cold voice was
continuing to hiss, and Frank was visited by a strange idea, an impossible
idea...This man could talk to snakes.
Frank didn't understand
what was going on. He wanted more than
anything to be back in his bed with his hot-water bottle. The problem was that his legs didn't seem to
want to move. As he stood there shaking
and trying to master himself, the cold voice switched abruptly to English
again.
"Nagini has
interesting news, Wormtail," it said.
"In-indeed,
My Lord?" said Wormtail.
"Indeed,
yes," said the voice, "According to Nagini, there is an old Muggle
standing right outside this room, listening to every word we say."
Frank didn't have
a chance to hide himself. There were
footsteps and then the door of the room was flung wide open.
A short, balding
man with graying hair, a pointed nose, and small, watery eyes stood before
Frank, a mixture of fear and alarm in his face.
"Invite him
inside, Wormtail. Where are your
manners?"
The cold voice
was coming from the ancient armchair before the fire, but Frank couldn't see
the speaker. the snake, on the other
hand, was curled up on the rotting hearth rug, like some horrible travesty of a
pet dog.
Wormtail beckoned
Frank into the room. Though still
deeply shaken, Frank took a firmer grip on his walking stick and limped over
the threshold.
The fire was the
only source of light in the room; it cast long, spidery shadows upon the walls. Frank stared at the back of the armchair;
the man inside it seemed to be even smaller than his servant, for Frank
couldn't even see the back of his head.
"You heard
everything, Muggle?" said the cold
voice.
"What's that
you're calling me?" said Frank
defiantly, for now that he was inside the room, now that the time had come for
some sort of action, he felt braver; it had always been so in the war.
"I am
calling you a Muggle," said the voice coolly. "It means that you are not a wizard."
"I don't
know what you mean by wizard," said Frank, his voice growing
steadier. "All I know is I've
heard enough to interest the police tonight, I have. You've done murder and you're planning more! And I'll tell youthis too," he added,
on a sudden inspiration, "my wife knows I'm up here, and if I don't come
back --"
"You have no
wife," said te cold voice, very quietly.
"Nobody knows you are here.
You told nobody that you were coming.
Do not lie to Lord Voldemort, Muggle, for he knows...he always
knows..."
"Is that
right?" said Frank roughly. "Lord, is it? Well, I don't think much of your manners, My Lord. Turn 'round and
face me like a man, why don't you?"
"But I am
not a man, Muggle," said the cold voice, barely audible now over the
crackling of the flames. "I am
much, much more than a man.
However...why not? I will face
you...Wormtail, come turn my chair around."
The servant gave
a whimper.
"You heard
me, Wormtail."
Slowly, with his
face screwed up, as though he would rather have done anything than approach his
master and the hearth rug where the snake lay, the small man walked forward and
began to turn the chair. The snake
lifted its ugly triangular head and hissed slightly as the legs of the chair
snagged on its rug.
And then the
chair was facing Frank, and he saw what was sitting in it. His walking stick fell to the floor with a
clatter. He opened his mouth and let
out a scream. He was screaming so
loudly that he never heard the words the thing in the chair spoke as it raised
a wand. There was a flash of green
light, a rushing sound, and Frank Bryce crumpled. He was dead before he hit the floor.
Two hundred miles
away, the boy called Harry Potter woke with a start.
CHAPTER TWO - THE SCAR
Harry lay flat on
his back, breathing hard as though he had been running. He had awoken from a vivid dream with his
hands pressed over his face. The old
scar on his forehead, which was shaped like a bolt of lightning, was burning
beneath his fingers as though someone had just pressed a white-hot wire to his
skin.
He sat up, one
hand still on his scar, the other hand reaching out in the darkness for his
glasses, which were on the bedside table.
He put them on and his bedroom came into clearer focus, lit by a faint,
misty orange light that was filtering through the curtains from the street lamp
outside the window.
Harry ran his
fingers over the scar again. It was
still painful. He turned on the lamp
beside him, scrambled out of bed, crossed the room, opened his wardrobe, and
peered into the mirror on the inside of the door. A skinny boy of fourteen looked back at him, his bright green
eyes puzzled under his untidy black hair.
He examined the lightning-bolt scar of his reflection more closely. It looked normal, but it was still stinging.
harry tried to
recall what he had been dreaming about before he had awoken. It had seemed so real...There had been two
people he knew and one he didn't ...He concentrated hard, frowning, trying to
remember...
The dim picture
of a darkened room came to him...There had been a snake on a hearth rug...a
small man called Peter, nicknamed Wormtail...and a cold, high voice...the voice
of Lord Voldemort. Harry felt as though
an ice cube had slipped down into his stomach at the very thought...
He closed his
eyes tightly and tried to remember what Voldemort had looked like, but it was
impossible...All Harry knew was that at the moment when Voldemort's chair had
swung around, and he, Harry, had seen what was sitting in it, he had felt a
spasm of horror, which had awoken him...or had that been the pain in his scar?
And who had the
old man been? For there had definitely
been an old man; Harry had watched him fall to the ground. It was all becoming confused. Harry put his face into his hands, blocking
out his bedroom, trying to hold on to the picture of that dimly lit room, but
it was like trying to keep water in his cupped hands; the details were now
trickling away as fast as he tried to hold on to them...Voldemort and Wormtail
had been talking about someone they had killed, though Harry could not remember
the name...and they had been plotting to kill someone else...him!
Harry took his
face out of his hands, opened his eyes, and stared around his bedroom as though
expecting to see something unusual there.
As it happened, there was an extraordinary number of unusual things in
this room. A large wooden trunk stood
open at the foot of his bed, revealing a cauldron, broomstick, black robes, and
assorted spellbooks. Rolls of parchment
littered that part of his desk that was not taken up by the large, empty cage
in which his snowy owl, Hedwig, usually perched. On the floor beside his bed a book lay open; Harry had been
reading it before he fell asleep last night.
The pictures in this book were all moving. Men in bright orange robes were zooming in and out of sight on
broomsticks, throwing a red ball to one another.
Harry walked over
to the book, picked it up, and watched on of the wizards score a spectacular
goal by putting the ball through a fifty-foot-high hoop. Then he snapped the book shut. Even Quidditch -- in Harry's opinion, the
best sport in the world -- couldn't distract him at the moment. He placed Flying with the Cannons on his bedside table, crossed to the
window, and drew back the curtains to survey the street below.
Privet Drive
looked exactly as a respectable suburban street would be expected to look inthe
early hours of Saturday morning. All
the curtains were closed. As far as
Harry could see through the darkness, there wasn't a living creature in sight, not
even a cat.
And yet...and
yet...Harry went restlessly back to the bed and sat down on it, running a
finger over his scar again. It wasn't
the pain that bothered him; Harry was no stranger to pain and injury. He had lost all the bones from his right arm
once and had them painfully regrown in a night. The same arm had been pierced by a venemous foot-long fang not
long afterward. Only last year Harry
had fallen fifty feet from an airborn broomstick. He was used to bizarre accidents and injuries; they were
unavoidable if you attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and had
a knack for attracting a lot of trouble.
No, the thing
that was bothering Harry was the last time his scar had hurt him, it had been
because Voldemort had been close by...But Voldemort couldn't be here, now...The
idea of Voldemort lurking in Privet Drive was absurd, impossible...
Harry listened
closely to the silence around him. Was
he half expecting to hear the creak of a stair or the swish of a cloak? And then he jumped slightly as he heard his
cousin Dudley give a tremendous grunting snore from the next room.
Harry shook
himself mentally; he was being stupid.
There was no one in the house with him except Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia,
and Dudley, and they were plainly still asleep, their dreams untroubled and
painless.
Asleep was the
way Harry liked the Dursleys best; it wasn't as though they were ever any help
to him awake. Uncle Vernon, Aunt
Petunia, and Dudley were Harry's only living relatives. They were Muggles who hated and despised
magic in any form, which meant that Harry was about as welcome in their house
as dry rot. They had explained away
Harry's long absences at Hogwarts over the last three years by telling everyone
that he went to St. Brutus's Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. They knew perfectly well that, as an
underage wizard, Harry wasn't allowed to use magic outside Hogwarts, but they
were still apt to blame him for anything that went wrong about the house. Harry had never been able to confide in them
or tell them anything about his life in the wizarding world. The very idea of going to them when they
awoke, and telling them about his scar hurting him, and about his worries about
Voldemort, was laughable.
And yet it was
because of Voldemort that Harry had come to live with the Dursleys in the first
place. If it hadn't been for Voldemort,
Harry would not have had the lightning scar on his forehead. If it hadn't been for Voldemort, Harry would
still have had parents...
Harry had been a
year old the night that Voldemort -- the most powerful Dark wizard for a
century, a wizard who had been gaining power steadily for eleven years --
arrived at his house and killed his father and mother. Voldemort had then turned his wand on Harry;
he had performed the curse that had disposed of many full-grown witches and
wizards in his steady rise to power -- and, incredibly, it had not worked. Instead of killing the small boy, the curse
had rebounded upon Voldemort. Harry had
survived with nothing but a lightning-shaped cut on his forehead, and Voldemort
had been reduced to something barely alive.
His powers gone, his life almost extinguished, Voldemort had fled; the
terror in which the secret community of witches and wizards had lived for so
long had lifted, Voldemort's followers had disbanded, and Harry Potter had
become famous.
It had been
enough of a shock for Harry to discover, on his eleventh birthday, that he was
a wizard; it had been even more disconcerting to find out that everyone in the
hidden wizarding world knew his name.
Harry had arrived at Hogwarts to find that heads turned and whispers
followed him wherever he went. But he
was used to it now: At the end of this
summer, he would be starting his fourth year at Hogwarts, and Harry was already
counting the days until he would be back at the castle again.
But there was
still a fortnight to go before he went back to school. He looked hopelessly around his room again,
and his eye paused on the birthday cards his two best friends had sent him at
the end of July. What would they say if
Harry wrote to them and told them about his scar hurting?
At once, Hermione
Granger's voice seemed to fill his head, shrill and panicky.
"Your scar hurt? Harry, that's really serious.... Write to Professor Dumbledore!
And I'll go and check Common Magical Ailments and Afflictions.... Maybe there's something in there about curse
scars. . . ."
Yes, that would
be Hermione's advice: Go straight to
the headmaster of Hogwarts, and in the meantime, consult a book. Harry stared out of the window at the inky
blue-black sky. He doubted very much whether a book could help him now. As far as he knew, he was the only living
person to have survived a curse like Voldemort's; it was highly unlikely,
therefore, that he would find his symptoms listed in Common Magical Ailments and Afflictions. As for informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where
Dumbledore went during the summer holidays.
He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long
silver beard, full length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a
beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose. Wherever Dumbledore was, though, Harry was sure
that Hedwig would be able to find him; Harry's owl had never yet failed to
deliver a letter to anyone, even without an address. But what would he write?
Dear Professor Dumbledore, Sorry to bother
you, but my scar hurt this morning.
Yours sincerely, Harry Potter.
Even inside his head the words
sounded stupid.
And so he tried
to imagine his other best friend, Ron Weasley's, reaction, and in a moment,
Ron's red hair and long-nosed, freckled face seemed to swim before Harry,
wearing a bemused expression.
"Your scar hurt? But ... but You-Know-Who
can't be near you now, can he? I mean ... you'd know, wouldn't you? He'd be
trying to do you in again, wouldn't be? I dunno, Harry, maybe curse scars
always twinge a bit... I'll ask Dad. . . ."
Mr. Weasley was a
fully qualified wizard who worked in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office at
the Ministry of Magic, but he didn't have any particular expertise in the
matter of curses, as far as Harry knew.
In any case, Harry didn't like the idea of the whole Weasley family
knowing that he, Harry, was getting jumpy about a few moments' pain. Mrs. Weasley would fuss worse than Hermione,
and Fred and George, Ron's sixteen- year-old twin brothers, might think Harry
was losing his nerve. The Weasleys were
Harry's favorite family in the world; he was hoping that they might invite him
to stay any time now (Ron had mentioned something about the Quidditch World
Cup), and he somehow didn't want his visit punctuated with anxious inquiries
about his scar.
Harry kneaded his
forehead with his knuckles. What he really wanted (and it felt almost shameful
to admit it to himself) was someone like — someone like a parent: an adult wizard whose advice he could ask without feeling
stupid, someone who cared about him, who had had experience with Dark Magic....
And then the solution
came to him. It was so simple, and so obvious, that he couldn't believe it had
taken so long — Sirius.
Harry leapt up
from the bed, hurried across the room, and sat down at his desk; he pulled a
piece of parchment toward him, loaded his eagle-feather quill with ink, wrote Dear Sirius, then paused, wondering how
best to phrase his problem, still marveling at the fact that he hadn't thought
of Sirius straight away. But then,
perhaps it wasn't so surprising — after all, he had only found out that Sirius
was his godfather two months ago.
There was a
simple reason for Sirius's complete absence from Harry's life until then —
Sirius had been in Azkaban, the terrifying wizard jail guarded by creatures
called dementors, sightless, soul-sucking fiends who had come to search for
Sirius at Hogwarts when he had escaped.
Yet Sirius had been innocent — the murders for which he had been
convicted had been committed by Wormtail, Voldemort's supporter, whom nearly
everybody now believed dead. Harry,
Ron, and Hermione knew otherwise, however; they had come face-to-face with
Wormtail only the previous year, though only Professor Dumbledore had believed
their story.
For one glorious
hour, Harry had believed that he was leaving the Dursleys at last, because
Sirius had offered him a home once his name had been cleared. But the chance had been snatched away from
him — Wormtail had escaped before they could take him to the Ministry of Magic,
and Sirius had had to flee for his life.
Harry had helped him escape on the back of a hippogriff called Buckbeak,
and since then, Sirius had been on the run.
The home Harry might have had if Wormtail had not escaped had been
haunting him all summer. It had been
doubly hard to return to the Dursleys knowing that he had so nearly escaped
them forever.
Nevertheless,
Sirius had been of some help to Harry, even if he couldn't be with him. It was due to Sirius that Harry now had all
his school things in his bedroom with him.
The Dursleys had never allowed this before; their general wish of
keeping Harry as miserable as possible, coupled with their fear of his powers,
had led them to lock his school trunk in the cupboard under the stairs every
summer prior to this. But their
attitude had changed since they had found out that Harry had a dangerous
murderer for a godfather — for Harry had conveniently forgotten to tell them
that Sirius was innocent.
Harry had
received two letters from Sirius since he had been back at Privet Drive. Both had been delivered, not by owls (as was
usual with wizards), but by large, brightly colored tropical birds. Hedwig had not approved of these flashy
intruders; she had been most reluctant to allow them to drink from her water
tray before flying off again. Harry, on
the other hand, had liked them; they put him in mind of palm trees and white
sand, and he hoped that, wherever Sirius was (Sirius never said, in case the
letters were intercepted), he was enjoying himself. Somehow, Harry found it hard to imaging dementors surviving for
long in bright sunlight, perhapse that was why Sirius had gone South. Sirius's letters, which were now hidden
beneath the highly useful loose floorboards under Harry's bed, sounded
chearful, and in both of them he had reminded Harry to call on him if ever
Harry needed to. Well, he needed to
right now, all right...
Harry's lamp
seemed to grow dimmer as the cold gray light that precedes sunrise slowly crept
into the room. Finally, when the sun had risen, when his bedroom walls had
turned gold, and when sounds of movement could be heard from Uncle Vernon and
Aunt Petunia's room, Harry cleared his desk of crumpled pieces of parchment and
reread his finished letter.
Dear Sirius,
Thanks for your last letter. That
bird was enormous; it could hardly get through my window. Things are the same
as usual here. Dudley's diet isn't going too well. My aunt found him smuggling
doughnuts into his room yesterday. They told him they'd have to cut his pocket
money if he keeps doing it, so he got really angry and chucked his PlayStation
out of the window. That's a sort of computer thing you can play games on. Bit
stupid really, now he hasn't even got Mega-Mutilation
Part Three to take his mind off things.
I'm okay, mainly because the
Dursleys are terrified you might turn up and turn them all into bats if I ask
you to.
A weird thing happened this morning,
though. My scar hurt again. Last time that happened it was because Voldemort
was at Hogwarts. But I don't reckon he can be anywhere near me now, can he? Do
you know if curse scars sometimes hurt years afterward?
I'll send this with Hedwig when she
gets back; she's off hunting at the moment. Say hello to Buckbeak for me. Harry
Yes, thought Harry, that looked all
right. There was no point putting in
the dream; he didn't want it to look as though he was too worried. He folded up the parchment and laid it aside
on his desk, ready for when Hedwig returned.
Then he got to his feet, stretched, and opened his wardrobe once more.
Without glancing at his reflection he started to get dressed before going down
to breakfast.
CHAPTER THREE – THE INVITATION
By the time Harry arrived in
the kitchen, the three Dursleys were already seated around the table. None of them looked up as he entered or sat
down. Uncle Vernon's large red face was
hidden behind the morning's Daily Mail, and Aunt Petunia was cutting a
grapefruit into quarters, her lips pursed over her horselike teeth.
Dudley looked furious and
sulky, and somehow seemed to be taking up even more space than usual. This was saying something, as he always took
up an entire side of the square table by himself. When Aunt Petunia put a quarter of unsweetened grapefruit onto
Dudley's plate with a tremulous "There you are, Diddy darling,"
Dudley glowered at her. His life had
taken a most unpleasant turn since he had come home for the summer with his
end-of-year report.
Uncle Vernon and Aunt
Petunia had managed to find excuses for his bad marks as usual: Aunt Petunia always insisted that Dudley was
a very gifted boy whose teachers didn't understand him, while Uncle Vernon
maintained that "he didn't want some swotty little nancy boy for a son
anyway." They also skated over the
accusations of bullying in the report — "He's a boisterous little boy, but
he wouldn't hurt a fly!" Aunt Petunia had said tearfully.
However,
at the bottom of the report there were a few well-chosen comments from the
school nurse that not even Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia could explain
away. No matter how much Aunt Petunia
wailed that Dudley was big-boned, and that his poundage was really puppy fat,
and that he was a growing boy who needed plenty of food, the fact remained that
the school outfitters didn't stock knickerbockers big enough for him anymore. The school nurse had seen what Aunt
Petunia's eyes — so sharp when it came to spotting fingerprints on her gleaming
walls, and in observing the comings and goings of the neighbors — simply
refused to see: that far from needing
extra nourishment, Dudley had reached roughly the size and weight of a young
killer whale.
So —
after many tantrums, after arguments that shook Harry's bedroom floor, and many
tears from Aunt Petunia — the new regime had begun. The diet sheet that had been sent by the Smeltings school nurse
had been taped to the fridge, which had been emptied of all Dudley's favorite
things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers and filled instead
with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called
"rabbit food." To make Dudley
feel better about it all, Aunt Petunia had insisted that the whole family
follow the diet too. She now passed a
grapefruit quarter to Harry. He noticed that it was a lot smaller than
Dudley's. Aunt Petunia seemed to feet
that the best way to keep up Dudley's morale was to make sure that he did, at
least, get more to eat than Harry.
But
Aunt Petunia didn't know what was hidden under the loose floorboard
upstairs. She had no idea that Harry
was not following the diet at all. The
moment he had got wind of the fact that he was expected to survive the summer
on carrot sticks, Harry had sent Hedwig to his friends with pleas for help, and
they had risen to the occasion magnificently.
Hedwig had returned from Hermione's house with a large box stuffed full
of sugar-free snacks. (Hermione's
parents were dentists.) Hagrid, the
Hogwarts gamekeeper, had obliged with a sack full of his own homemade rock
cakes. (Harry hadn't touched these; he
had had too much experience of Hagrid's cooking.) Mrs. Weasley, however, had sent the family owl, Errol, with an
enormous fruitcake and assorted meat pies.
Poor Errol, who was elderly and feeble, had needed a full five days to
recover from the journey. And then on
Harry's birthday (which the Dursleys had completely ignored) he had received four
superb birthday cakes, one each from Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, and Sirius. Harry still had two of them left, and so,
looking forward to a real breakfast when he got back upstairs, he ate his
grapefruit without complaint.
Uncle
Vernon laid aside his paper with a deep sniff of disapproval and looked down at
his own grapefruit quarter.
"Is
this it?" he said grumpily to Aunt Petunia.
Aunt
Petunia gave him a severe look, and then nodded pointedly at Dudley, who had
already finished his own grapefruit quarter and was eyeing Harry's with a very
sour look in his piggy little eyes.
Uncle
Vernon gave a great sigh, which ruffled his large, bushy mustache, and picked
up his spoon.
The
doorbell rang. Uncle Vernon heaved
himself out of his chair and set off down the hall. Quick as a flash, while his mother was occupied with the kettle,
Dudley stole the rest of Uncle Vernon's grapefruit.
Harry
heard talking at the door, and someone laughing, and Uncle Vernon answering
curtly. Then the front door closed, and
the sound of ripping paper came from the hall.
Aunt
Petunia set the teapot down on the table and looked curiously around to see
where Uncle Vernon had got to. She
didn't have to wait long to find out; after about a minute, he was back. He looked livid.
"You,"
he barked at Harry. "In the living
room. Now."
Bewildered,
wondering what on earth he was supposed to have done this time, Harry got up
and followed Uncle Vernon out of the kitchen and into the next room. Uncle Vernon closed the door sharply behind
both of them.
"So,"
he said, marching over to the fireplace and turning to face Harry as though he
were about to pronounce him under arrest.
"So."
Harry
would have dearly loved to have said, "So what?" but he didn't feel
that Uncle Vernon's temper should be tested this early in the morning,
especially when it was already under severe strain from lack of food. He therefore settled for looking politely
puzzled.
"This
just arrived," said Uncle Vernon.
He brandished a piece of purple writing paper at Harry. "A letter. About you."
Harry's
confusion increased. Who would be
writing to Uncle Vernon about him? Who
did he know who sent letters by the postman?
Uncle
Vernon glared at Harry, then looked down at the letter and began to read aloud:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Dursley,
We
have never been introduced, but I am sure you have heard a great deal from
Harry about my son Ron.
As
Harry might have told you, the final of the Quidditch World Cup takes place
this Monday night, and my husband, Arthur, has just managed to get prime
tickets through his connections at the Department of Magical Games and Sports.
I do
hope you will allow us to take Harry to the match, as this really is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity; Britain hasn't hosted the cup for thirty years,
and tickets are extremely hard to come by.
We would of course be glad to have Harry stay for the remainder of the
summer holidays, and to see him safely onto the train back to school.
It
would be best for Harry to send us your answer as quickly as possible in the
normal way, because the Muggle postman has never delivered to our house, and I
am not sure he even knows where it is.
Hoping
to see Harry soon,
Yours
sincerely,
Molly
Weasley
P.S. I do hope we've put enough stamps
on.
Uncle
Vernon finished reading, put his hand back into his breast pocket, and drew out
something else.
"Look
at this," he growled.
He held
up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley's letter had come, and Harry had to fight
down a laugh. Every bit of it was
covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front, into which Mrs.
Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys' address in minute writing.
"She
did put enough stamps on, then," said Harry, trying to sound as though
Mrs. Weasley's was a mistake anyone could make. His uncle's eyes flashed.
"The
postman noticed," he said through gritted teeth. "Very interested to
know where this letter came from, he was.
That's why he rang the doorbell.
Seemed to think it was funny."
Harry
didn't say anything. Other people might
not understand why Uncle Vernon was making a fuss about too many stamps, but
Harry had lived with the Dursleys too long not to know how touchy they were
about anything even slightly out of the ordinary. Their worst fear was that someone would find out that they were
connected (however distantly) with people like Mrs. Weasley.
Uncle
Vernon was still glaring at Harry, who tried to keep his expression
neutral. If he didn't do or say
anything stupid, he might just be in for the treat of a lifetime. He waited for Uncle Vernon to say something,
but he merely continued to glare. Harry
decided to break the silence.
"So
— can I go then?" he asked.
A
slight spasm crossed Uncle Vernon's large purple face. The mustache bristled. Harry thought he knew
what was going on behind the mustache: a furious battle as two of Uncle
Vernon's most fundamental instincts came into conflict. Allowing Harry to go would make Harry happy,
something Uncle Vernon had struggled against for thirteen years. On the other hand, allowing Harry to
disappear to the Weasleys' for the rest of the summer would get rid of him two
weeks earlier than anyone could have hoped, and Uncle Vernon hated having Harry
in the house. To give himself thinking
time, it seemed, he looked down at Mrs. Weasley's letter again.
"Who
is this woman?" he said, staring at the signature with distaste.
“You've
seen her," said Harry. "She's my friend Ron's mother, she was meeting
him off the Hog — off the school train at the end of last term."
He had
almost said "Hogwarts Express," and that was a sure way to get his
uncle's temper up. Nobody ever
mentioned the name of Harry's school aloud in the Dursley household.
Uncle
Vernon screwed up his enormous face as though trying to remember something very
unpleasant.
"Dumpy
sort of woman?" he growled finally. "Load of children with red hair?"
Harry
frowned. He thought it was a bit rich
of Uncle Vernon to call anyone "dumpy," when his own son, Dudley, had
finally achieved what he'd been threatening to do since the age of three, and
become wider than he was tall.
Uncle
Vernon was perusing the letter again.
"Quidditch,"
he muttered under his breath. "Quidditch — what is this
rubbish?"
Harry
felt a second stab of annoyance.
"It's
a sport," he said shortly. "Played on broom— "
"All
right, all right!" said Uncle Vernon
loudly. Harry saw, with some
satisfaction, that his uncle looked vaguely panicky. Apparently his nerves couldn't stand the sound of the word
"broomsticks" in his living room.
He took refuge in perusing the letter again. Harry saw his lips form the words "send us your answer ...
in the normal way." He scowled.
"What
does she mean, 'the normal way'?"
he spat.
"Normal
for us," said Harry, and before his uncle could stop him, he added,
"you know, owl post. That's what's normal for wizards."
Uncle
Vernon looked as outraged as if Harry had just uttered a disgusting swearword.
Shaking with anger, he shot a nervous look through the window, as though
expecting to see some of the neighbors with their ears pressed against the
glass.
"How
many times do I have to tell you not to mention that unnaturalness under my
roof?" he hissed, his face now a
rich plum color. "You stand there,
in the clothes Petunia and I have put on your ungrateful back —"
"Only
after Dudley finished with them," said Harry coldly, and indeed, he was
dressed in a sweatshirt so large for him that he had had to roll back the
sleeves five times so as to be able to use his hands, and which fell past the
knees of his extremely baggy jeans.
“I will
not be spoken to like that!" said
Uncle Vernon, trembling with rage.
But
Harry wasn't going to stand for this.
Gone were the days when he had been forced to take every single one of
the Dursleys' stupid rules. He wasn't
following Dudley's diet, and he wasn't going to let Uncle Vernon stop him from
going to the Quidditch World Cup, not if he could help it. Harry took a deep, steadying breath and then
said, "Okay, I can't see the World Cup.
Can I go now, then? Only I've
got a letter to Sirius I want to finish.
You know — my godfather."
He had
done it, he had said the magic words.
Now he watched the purple recede blotchily from Uncle Vernon's face,
making it look like badly mixed black currant ice cream.
"You're
— you're writing to him, are you?"
said Uncle Vernon, in a would-be calm voice — but Harry had seen the
pupils of his tiny eyes contract with sudden fear.
"Well
— yeah," said Harry, casually.
"It's been a while since he heard from me, and, you know, if he
doesn't he might start thinking something's wrong."
He
stopped there to enjoy the effect of these words. He could almost see the cogs working under Uncle Vernon's thick,
dark, neatly parted hair. If he tried
to stop Harry writing to Sirius, Sirius would think Harry was being
mistreated. If he told Harry he
couldn't go to the Quidditch World Cup, Harry would write and tell Sirius, who
would know Harry was being mistreated.
There was only one thing for Uncle Vernon to do. Harry could see the conclusion forming in
his uncle's mind as though the great mustached face were transparent. Harry tried not to smile, to keep his own
face as blank as possible. And then —
"Well,
all right then. You can go to this
ruddy ... this stupid ... this World Cup thing. You write and tell these —
these Weasleys they're to pick you up, mind. I haven't got time to go dropping you off all over the
country. And you can spend the rest of
the summer there. And you can tell your
— your godfather ... tell him ... tell him you're going."
"Okay
then," said Harry brightly.
He
turned and walked toward the living room door, fighting the urge to jump into
the air and whoop. He was going ... he
was going to the Weasleys', he was going to watch the Quidditch World Cup!
Outside
in the hall he nearly ran into Dudley, who had been lurking behind the door,
clearly hoping to overhear Harry being told off. He looked shocked to see the broad grin on Harry's face.
"That
was an excellent breakfast, wasn't it?" said Harry. "I feel really full, don't you?"
Laughing
at the astonished look on Dudley's face, Harry took the stairs three at a time,
and hurled himself back into his bedroom.
The
first thing he saw was that Hedwig was back.
She was sitting in her cage, staring at Harry with her enormous amber
eyes, and clicking her beak in the way that meant she was annoyed about
something. Exactly what was annoying
her became apparent almost at once.
"OUCH!"
said Harry as what appeared to be a small, gray, feathery tennis ball collided
with the side of his head. Harry
massaged the spot furiously, looking up to see what had hit him, and saw a
minute owl, small enough to fit into the palm of his hand, whizzing excitedly
around the room like a loose firework.
Harry then realized that the owl had dropped a letter at his feet. Harry bent down, recognized Ron's
handwriting, then tore open the envelope.
Inside was a hastily scribbled note.
Harry
— DAD GOT THE TICKETS — Ireland versus Bulgaria, Monday night. Mum's writing to
the Muggles to ask you to stay. They
might already have the letter, I don't know how fast Muggle post is. Thought I'd send this with Pig anyway.
Harry
stared at the word "Pig," then looked up at the tiny owl now zooming
around the light fixture on the ceiling.
He had never seen anything that looked less like a pig. Maybe he couldn't read Ron's writing. He went back to the letter:
We're
coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World
Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission
first. If they say yes, send Pig back
with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on
Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back
pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway.
Hermione's
arriving this afternoon. Percy's
started work — the Department of International Magical Cooperation. Don't mention anything about Abroad while
you're here unless you want the pants bored off you.
See
you soon — Ron
"Calm
down!" Harry said as the small owl flew low over his head, twittering
madly with what Harry could only assume was pride at having delivered the
letter to the right person. "Come here, I need you to take my answer
back!"
The owl
fluttered down on top of Hedwig's cage.
Hedwig looked coldly up at it, as though daring it to try and come any
closer.
Harry
seized his eagle-feather quill once more, grabbed a fresh piece of parchment,
and wrote:
Ron,
it's all okay, the Muggles say I can come. See you five o'clock tomorrow. Can't
wait. Harry
He
folded this note up very small, and with immense difficulty, tied it to the
tiny owl's leg as it hopped on the spot with excitement. The moment the note was secure, the owl was
off again; it zoomed out of the window and out of sight.
Harry
turned to Hedwig.
"Feeling
up to a long journey?" he asked her.
Hedwig
hooted in a dignified sort of a way.
"Can
you take this to Sirius for me?" he said, picking up his letter.
"Hang on ... I just want to finish it."
He
unfolded the parchment and hastily added a postscript.
If
you want to contact me, I'll be at my friend Ron Weasley's for the rest of the
summer. His dad's got us tickets for the Quidditch World Cup!
The
letter finished, he tied it to Hedwig's leg; she kept unusually still, as
though determined to show him how a real post owl should behave.
"I'll
be at Ron's when you get back, all right?" Harry told her.
She
nipped his finger affectionately, then, with a soft swooshing noise, spread her
enormous wings and soared out of the open window.
Harry
watched her out of sight, then crawled under his bed, wrenched up the loose
floorboard, and pulled out a large chunk of birthday cake. He sat there on the floor eating it,
savoring the happiness that was flooding through him. He had cake, and Dudley had nothing but grapefruit; it was a
bright summer's day, he would be leaving Privet Drive tomorrow, his scar felt
perfectly normal again, and he was going to watch the Quidditch World Cup. It was hard, just now, to feel worried about
anything — even Lord Voldemort.
CHAPTER FOUR – BACK TO THE BURROW
By twelve o'clock the next day, Harry's
school trunk was packed with his school things and all his most prized
possessions — the Invisibility Cloak he had inherited from his father, the
broomstick he had gotten from Sirius, the enchanted map of Hogwarts he had been
given by Fred and George Weasley last year.
He had emptied his hiding place under the loose floorboard of all food,
double-checked every nook and cranny of his bedroom for forgotten spellbooks or
quills, and taken down the chart on the wall counting down the days to
September the first, on which he liked to cross off the days remaining until
his return to Hogwarts.
The atmosphere inside number four,
Privet Drive was extremely tense. The imminent arrival at their house of an
assortment of wizards was making the Dursleys uptight and irritable. Uncle
Vernon had looked downright alarmed when Harry informed him that the Weasleys
would be arriving at five o'clock the very next day.
"I hope you told them to dress
properly, these people," he snarled at once. "I've seen the sort of stuff your lot wear. They'd better have the decency to put on
normal clothes, that's all."
Harry felt a slight sense of foreboding.
He had rarely seen Mr. or Mrs. Weasley wearing anything that the Dursleys would
call "normal." Their children
might don Muggle clothing during the holidays, but Mr. and Mrs. Weasley usually
wore long robes in varying states of shabbiness. Harry wasn't bothered about what the neighbors would think, but
he was anxious about how rude the Dursleys might be to the Weasleys if they
turned up looking like their worst idea of wizards.
Uncle Vernon had put on his best
suit. To some people, this might have
looked like a gesture of welcome, but Harry knew it was because Uncle Vernon
wanted to look impressive and intimidating.
Dudley, on the other hand, looked somehow diminished. This was not because the diet was at last
taking effect, but due to fright.
Dudley had emerged from his last encounter with a fully grown wizard
with a curly pig's tail poking out of the seat of his trousers, and Aunt
Petunia and Uncle Vernon had had to pay for its removal at a private hospital
in London. It wasn't altogether
surprising, therefore, that Dudley kept running his hand nervously over his
backside, and walking sideways from room to room, so as not to present the same
target to the enemy.
Lunch was an almost silent meal. Dudley didn't even protest at the food
(cottage cheese and grated celery).
Aunt Petunia wasn't, eating anything at all. Her arms were folded, her lips were pursed, and she seemed to be
chewing her tongue, as though biting back the furious diatribe she longed to
throw at Harry.
"They'll be driving, of
course?" Uncle Vernon barked across the table.
"Er," said Harry.
He hadn't thought of that. How were the
Weasleys going to pick him up? They
didn't have a car anymore; the old Ford Anglia they had once owned was
currently running wild in the Forbidden Forest at Hogwarts. But Mr. Weasley had borrowed a Ministry of
Magic car last year; possibly he would do the same today?
"I think so," said Harry.
Uncle Vernon snorted into his
mustache. Normally, Uncle Vernon would
have asked what car Mr. Weasley drove; he tended to judge other men by how big
and expensive their cars were. But
Harry doubted whether Uncle Vernon would have taken to Mr. Weasley even if he
drove a Ferrari.
Harry spent most of the afternoon in his
bedroom; he couldn't stand watching Aunt Petunia peer out through the net
curtains every few seconds, as though there had been a warning about an escaped
rhinoceros. Finally, at a quarter to
five, Harry went back downstairs and into the living room.
Aunt Petunia was compulsively
straightening cushions. Uncle Vernon
was pretending to read the paper, but his tiny eyes were not moving, and Harry
was sure he was really listening with all his might for the sound of an
approaching car. Dudley was crammed
into an armchair, his porky hands beneath him, clamped firmly around his
bottom. Harry couldn't take the
tension; he left the room and went and sat on the stairs in the hall, his eyes
on his watch and his heart pumping fast from excitement and nerves.
But five o'clock came and then went.
Uncle Vernon, perspiring slightly in his suit, opened the front door, peered up
and down the street, then withdrew his head quickly.
"They're late!" he snarled at
Harry.
I know," said Harry. "Maybe — er — the traffic's bad, or
something."
Ten past five ... then a quarter past
five ... Harry was starting to feel anxious himself now. At half past, he heard Uncle Vernon and Aunt
Petunia conversing in terse mutters in the living room.
"No consideration at all."
"We might've had an
engagement."
"Maybe they think they'll get
invited to dinner if they're late."
"Well, they most certainly won't
be," said Uncle Vernon, and Harry heard him stand up and start pacing the
living room. "They'll take the boy
and go, there'll be no hanging around. That's if they're coming at all. Probably mistaken the day. I daresay their kind don't set much
store by punctuality. Either that or
they drive some tin-pot car that's broken d— AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!"
Harry jumped up. From the other side of the living room door
came the sounds of the three Dursleys scrambling, panic-stricken, across the
room. Next moment Dudley came flying
into the hall, looking terrified.
"What happened?" said
Harry. "What's the matter?"
But Dudley didn't seem able to
speak. Hands still clamped over his
buttocks, he waddled as fast as he could into the kitchen. Harry hurried into the living room.
Loud bangings and scrapings were coming
from behind the Dursleys' boarded-up fireplace, which had a fake coal fire
plugged in front of it.
"What is it?" gasped Aunt
Petunia, who had backed into the wall and was staring, terrified, toward the
fire. "What is it, Vernon?"
But they were left in doubt barely a
second longer. Voices could be heard
from inside the blocked fireplace.
"Ouch! Fred, no — go back, go back,
there's been some kind of mistake — tell George not to — OUCH! George, no,
there's no room, go back quickly and tell Ron—"
"Maybe Harry can hear us, Dad —
maybe he'll be able to let us out—"
There was a loud hammering of fists on
the boards behind the electric fire.
"Harry? Harry, can you hear
us?"
The Dursleys rounded on Harry like a
pair of angry wolverines.
"What is this?" growled Uncle
Vernon. "What's going on?"
"They — they've tried to get here
by Floo powder," said Harry, fighting a mad desire to laugh. "They can travel by fire — only you've
blocked the fireplace — hang on —"
He approached the fireplace and called
through the boards.
"Mr. Weasley? Can you hear me?"
The hammering stopped. Somebody inside the chimney piece said,
"Shh!"
"Mr. Weasley, it's Harry ... the
fireplace has been blocked up. You
won't be able to get through there."
"Damn!" said Mr. Weasley's
voice. "What on earth did they
want to block up the fireplace for?"
"They've got an electric
fire," Harry explained.
"Really?" said Mr. Weasley's
voice excitedly. "Eclectic, you
say? With a plug? Gracious, I
must see that.... Let's think ... ouch, Ron!"
Ron's voice now joined the others'.
"What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"
"Oh no, Ron," came Fred's
voice, very sarcastically. "No,
this is exactly where we wanted to end up."
"Yeah, we're having the time of our
lives here," said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was
squashed against the wall.
"Boys, boys. . ." said Mr.
Weasley vaguely. "I'm trying to
think what to do.... Yes ... only way. . . Stand back, Harry."
Harry retreated to the sofa. Uncle Vernon, however, moved forward.
"Wait a moment!" he bellowed
at the fire. "What exactly are you
going to —"
BANG.
The electric fire shot across the room
as the boarded-up fireplace burst outward, expelling Mr. Weasley, Fred, George,
and Ron in a cloud of rubble and loose chippings. Aunt Petunia shrieked and fell backward over the coffee table;
Uncle Vernon caught her before she hit the floor, and gaped, speechless, at the
Weasleys, all of whom had bright red hair, including Fred and George, who were
identical to the last freckle.
"That's better," panted Mr.
Weasley, brushing dust from his long green robes and straightening his
glasses. "Ah — you must be Harry's
aunt and uncle!"
Tall, thin, and balding, he moved toward
Uncle Vernon, his hand outstretched, but Uncle Vernon backed away several
paces, dragging Aunt Petunia. Words
utterly failed Uncle Vernon. His best
suit was covered in white dust, which had settled in his hair and mustache and
made him look as though he had just aged thirty years.
"Er — yes — sorry about that,"
said Mr. Weasley, lowering his hand and looking over his shoulder at the
blasted fireplace. "It's all my
fault. It just didn't occur to me that
we wouldn't be able to get out at the other end. I had your fireplace connected to the Floo Network, you see —
just for an afternoon, you know, so we could get Harry. Muggle fireplaces aren't supposed to be
connected, strictly speaking — but I've got a useful contact at the Floo
Regulation Panel and he fixed it for me.
I can put it right in a jiffy, though, don't worry. I'll light a fire to send the boys back, and
then I can repair your fireplace before I Disapparate."
Harry was ready to bet that the Dursleys
hadn't understood a single word of this.
They were still gaping at Mr. Weasley, thunderstruck. Aunt Petunia staggered upright again and hid
behind Uncle Vernon.
"Hello, Harry!" said Mr.
Weasley brightly. "Got your trunk
ready?"
"It's upstairs," said Harry,
grinning back.
"We'll get it," said Fred at
once. Winking at Harry, he and George
left the room. They knew where Harry's
bedroom was, having once rescued him from it in the dead of night. Harry suspected that Fred and George were
hoping for a glimpse of Dudley; they had heard a lot about him from Harry.
"Well," said Mr. Weasley,
swinging his arms slightly, while he tried to find words to break the very
nasty silence. "Very — erm — very
nice place you've got here."
As the usually spotless living room was
now covered in dust and bits of brick, this remark didn't go down too well with
the Dursleys. Uncle Vernon's face
purpled once more, and Aunt Petunia started chewing her tongue again. However, they seemed too scared to actually
say anything.
Mr. Weasley was looking around. He loved everything to do with Muggles. Harry could see him itching to go and
examine the television and the video recorder.
"They run off eckeltricity, do
they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect
plugs," he added to Uncle Vernon. "And batteries. Got a very large
collection of batteries. My wife thinks I'm mad, but there you are."
Uncle Vernon clearly thought Mr. Weasley
was mad too. He moved ever so slightly
to the right, screening Aunt Petunia from view, as though he thought Mr.
Weasley might suddenly run at them and attack.
Dudley suddenly reappeared in the
room. Harry could hear the clunk of his
trunk on the stairs, and knew that the sounds had scared Dudley out of the
kitchen. Dudley edged along the wall,
gazing at Mr. Weasley with terrified eyes, and attempted to conceal himself
behind his mother and father.
Unfortunately, Uncle Vernon's bulk, while sufficient to hide bony Aunt
Petunia, was nowhere near enough to conceal Dudley.
"Ah, this is your cousin, is it,
Harry?" said Mr. Weasley, taking another brave stab at making
conversation.
"Yep," said Harry,
"that's Dudley."
He and Ron exchanged glances and then
quickly looked away from each other; the temptation to burst out laughing was
almost overwhelming. Dudley was still
clutching his bottom as though afraid it might fall off. Mr. Weasley, however, seemed genuinely
concerned at Dudley's peculiar behavior.
Indeed, from the tone of his voice when he next spoke, Harry was quite
sure that Mr. Weasley thought Dudley was quite as mad as the Dursleys thought
he was, except that Mr. Weasley felt sympathy rather than fear.
"Having a good holiday,
Dudley?" he said kindly.
Dudley whimpered. Harry saw his hands tighten still harder
over his massive backside.
Fred and George came back into the room
carrying Harry's school trunk. They
glanced around as they entered and spotted Dudley. Their faces cracked into identical evil grins.
"Ah, right," said Mr.
Weasley. "Better get cracking
then."
He pushed up the sleeves
of his robes and took out his wand.
Harry saw the Dursleys draw back against the wall as one.
”Incendio!" said Mr.
Weasley, pointing his wand at the hole in the wall behind him.
Flames rose at once in the fireplace,
crackling merrily as though they had been burning for hours. Mr. Weasley took a small drawstring bag from
his pocket, untied it, took a pinch of the powder inside, and threw it onto the
flames, which turned emerald green and roared higher than ever.
"Off you go then, Fred," said
Mr. Weasley.
"Coming," said Fred. "Oh no — hang on —"
A bag of sweets had spilled out of
Fred's pocket and the contents were now rolling in every direction — big, fat
toffees in brightly colored wrappers.
Fred scrambled around, cramming them
back into his pocket, then gave the Dursleys a cheery wave, stepped forward,
and walked right into the fire, saying "the Burrow!" Aunt Petunia gave a little shuddering
gasp. There was a whooshing sound, and
Fred vanished.
"Right then, George," said Mr.
Weasley, "you and the trunk."
Harry helped George carry the trunk
forward into the flames and turn it onto its end so that he could hold it
better. Then, with a second whoosh,
George had cried "the Burrow!" and vanished too.
"Ron, you next," said Mr.
Weasley.
"See you," said Ron brightly
to the Dursleys. He grinned broadly at
Harry, then stepped into the fire, shouted "the Burrow!" and
disappeared.
Now Harry and Mr. Weasley alone
remained.
"Well . . . 'bye then," Harry
said to the Dursleys.
They didn't say anything at all. Harry moved toward the fire, but just as he
reached the edge of the hearth, Mr. Weasley put out a hand and held him
back. He was looking at the Dursleys in
amazement.
"Harry said good-bye to you,"
he said. "Didn't you hear him?"
"It doesn't matter," Harry
muttered to Mr. Weasley. "Honestly,
I don't care."
Mr. Weasley did not remove his hand from
Harry's shoulder.
"You aren't going to see your
nephew till next summer," he said to Uncle Vernon in mild
indignation. "Surely you're going
to say good-bye?"
Uncle Vernon's face worked furiously. The idea of being taught consideration by a
man who had just blasted away half his living room wall seemed to be causing
him intense suffering. But Mr. Weasley's wand was still in his hand, and Uncle
Vernon's tiny eyes darted to it once, before he said, very resentfully,
"Good-bye, then."
"See you," said Harry, putting
one foot forward into the green flames, which felt pleasantly like warm
breath. At that moment, however, a
horrible gagging sound erupted behind him, and Aunt Petunia started to scream.
Harry wheeled around. Dudley was no
longer standing behind his parents. He was kneeling beside the coffee table,
and he was gagging and sputtering on a foot-long, purple, slimy thing that was
protruding from his mouth. One
bewildered second later, Harry realized that the foot-long thing was Dudley's
tongue — and that a brightly colored toffee wrapper lay on the floor before
him.
Aunt Petunia hurled herself onto the
ground beside Dudley, seized the end of his swollen tongue, and attempted to
wrench it out of his mouth; unsurprisingly, Dudley yelled and sputtered worse
than ever, trying to fight her off. Uncle Vernon was bellowing and waving his
arms around, and Mr. Weasley had to shout to make himself heard.
"Not to worry, I can sort him
out!" he yelled, advancing on
Dudley with his wand outstretched, but Aunt Petunia screamed worse than ever
and threw herself on top of Dudley, shielding him from Mr. Weasley.
"No, really!" said Mr. Weasley
desperately. "It's a simple
process it was the toffee — my son Fred — real practical joker — but it's only
an Engorgement Charm — at least, I think it is — please, I can correct it
—"
But far from being reassured, the
Dursleys became more panic- stricken; Aunt Petunia was sobbing hysterically,
tugging Dudley's tongue as though determined to rip it out; Dudley appeared to
be suffocating under the combined pressure of his mother and his tongue; and
Uncle Vernon, who had lost control completely, seized a china figure from on
top of the sideboard and threw it very hard at Mr. Weasley, who ducked, causing
the ornament to shatter in the blasted fireplace.
"Now really!" said Mr. Weasley
angrily, brandishing his wand.
"I'm trying to help!"
Bellowing like a wounded hippo, Uncle
Vernon snatched up another ornament.
"Harry, go! Just go!" Mr. Weasley shouted, his wand on Uncle
Vernon. "I'll sort this out!"
Harry didn't want to miss the fun, but
Uncle Vernon's second ornament narrowly missed his left ear, and on balance he
thought it best to leave the situation to Mr. Weasley. He stepped into the fire, looking over his
shoulder as he said "the Burrow!"
His last fleeting glimpse of the living room was of Mr. Weasley blasting
a third ornament out of Uncle Vernon's hand with his wand, Aunt Petunia
screaming and lying on top of Dudley, and Dudley's tongue lolling around like a
great slimy python. But next moment
Harry had begun to spin very fast, and the Dursleys' living room was whipped
out of sight in a rush of emerald-green flames.
CHAPTER FIVE – WEASLEYS’ WIZARD WHEEZES
Harry spun faster and faster, elbows
tucked tightly to his sides, blurred fireplaces flashing past him, until he
started to feel sick and closed his eyes.
Then, when at last he felt himself slowing down, he threw out his hands
and came to a halt in time to prevent himself from falling face forward out of
the Weasleys' kitchen fire.
"Did he eat it?" said Fred
excitedly, holding out a hand to pull Harry to his fee
"Yeah," said Harry,
straightening up. "What was
it?"
"Ton-Tongue Toffee," said Fred
brightly. "George and I invented
them, and we've been looking for someone to test them on all summer. . .
."
The tiny kitchen exploded with laughter;
Harry looked around and saw that Ron and George were sitting at the scrubbed
wooden table with two red-haired people Harry had never seen before, though he
knew immediately who they must be: Bill and Charlie, the two eldest Weasley
brothers.
"How're you doing, Harry?"
said the nearer of the two, grinning at him and holding out a large hand, which
Harry shook, feeling calluses and blisters under his fingers. This had to be Charlie, who worked with
dragons in Romania. Charlie was built
like the twins, shorter and stockier than Percy and Ron, who were both long and
lanky. He had a broad, good-natured
face, which was weather-beaten and so freckly that he looked almost tanned; his
arms were muscular, and one of them had a large, shiny burn on it.
Bill got to his feet, smiling, and also
shook Harry's hand. Bill came as
something of a surprise. Harry knew
that he worked for the wizarding bank, Gringotts, and that Bill had been Head
Boy at Hogwarts; Harry had always imagined Bill to be an older version of
Percy: fussy about rule-breaking and
fond of bossing everyone around.
However, Bill was — there was no other word for it — cool. He was tall, with long hair that he had tied
back in a ponytail. He was wearing an
earring with what looked like a fang dangling from it. Bill's clothes would not have looked out of
place at a rock concert, except that Harry recognized his boots to be made, not
of leather, but of dragon hide.
Before any of them could say anything
else, there was a faint popping noise, and Mr. Weasley appeared out of thin air
at George's shoulder. He was looking
angrier than Harry had ever seen him.
"That wasn't funny
Fred!" he shouted. "What on earth did you give that Muggle boy?"
"I didn't give him anything,"
said Fred, with another evil grin. I
just dropped it.... It was his fault he went and ate it, I never told
him to."
"You dropped it on purpose!"
roared Mr. Weasley. "You knew he'd
eat it, you knew he was on a diet —"
"How big did his tongue get?"
George asked eagerly.
"It was four feet long before his
parents would let me shrink it!"
Harry and the Weasleys roared with
laughter again.
"It isn't funny!" Mr.
Weasley shouted. "That sort of
behavior seriously undermines wizard-Muggle relations! I spend half my life campaigning against the
mistreatment of Muggles, and my own sons
"We didn't give it to him because
he's a Muggle!" said Fred indignantly.
"No, we gave it to him because he's
a great bullying git," said George.
"Isn't he, Harry?"
"Yeah, he is, Mr. Weasley,"
said Harry earnestly.
"That's not the point!" raged
Mr. Weasley. "You wait until I
tell your mother —"
"Tell me what?" said a voice
behind them.
Mrs. Weasley had just entered the
kitchen. She was a short, plump woman
with a very kind face, though her eyes were presently narrowed with suspicion.
"Oh hello, Harry, dear," she
said, spotting him and smiling. Then
her eyes snapped back to her husband. "Tell me what, Arthur?"
Mr. Weasley hesitated. Harry could tell that, however angry he was
with Fred and George, he hadn't really intended to tell Mrs. Weasley what had
happened. There was a silence, while
Mr. Weasley eyed his wife nervously.
Then two girls appeared in the kitchen doorway behind Mrs. Weasley. One, with very bushy brown hair and rather
large front teeth, was Harry's and Ron's friend, Hermione Granger. The other, who was small and red-haired, was
Ron's younger sister, Ginny. Both of them smiled at Harry, who grinned back,
which made Ginny go scarlet — she had been very taken with Harry ever since his
first visit to the Burrow.
"Tell me what,
Arthur?" Mrs. Weasley repeated, in
a dangerous sort of voice.
"It's nothing, Molly," mumbled
Mr. Weasley, "Fred and George just — but I've had words with them —"
"What have they done this
time?" said Mrs. Weasley. "If
it's got anything to do with Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes —"
"Why don't you show Harry where
he's sleeping, Ron?" said Hermione from the doorway.
"He knows where he's
sleeping," said Ron, "in my room, he slept there last —"
"We can all go," said Hermione
pointedly.
"Oh," said Ron, cottoning
on. "Right."
"Yeah, we'll come too," said
George.
"You stay where you are!" snarled
Mrs. Weasley.
Harry and Ron edged out of the kitchen,
and they, Hermione, and Ginny set off along the narrow hallway and up the
rickety staircase that zigzagged through the house to the upper stories.
"What are Weasleys' Wizard
Wheezes?" Harry asked as they climbed.
Ron and Ginny both laughed, although
Hermione didn't.
"Mum found this stack of order
forms when she was cleaning Fred and George's room," said Ron
quietly. "Great long price lists
for stuff they've invented. Joke stuff,
you know. Fake wands and trick sweets,
loads of stuff. It was brilliant, I
never knew they'd been inventing all that . . ."
"We've been hearing explosions out
of their room for ages, but we never thought they were actually making
things," said Ginny. "We
thought they just liked the noise."
"Only, most of the stuff — well,
all of it, really — was a bit dangerous," said Ron, "and, you know,
they were planning to sell it at Hogwarts to make some money, and Mum went mad
at them. Told them they weren't allowed
to make any more of it, and burned all the order forms.... She's furious at
them anyway. They didn't get as many
O.W.L.s as she expected."
O.W.L.s were Ordinary
Wizarding Levels, the examinations Hogwarts students took at the age of
fifteen.
"And then there was this big
row," Ginny said, "because Mum wants them to go into the Ministry of
Magic like Dad, and they told her all they want to do is open a joke
shop."
Just then a door on the second landing
opened, and a face poked out wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a very annoyed
expression.
"Hi, Percy," said Harry.
"Oh hello, Harry," said
Percy. "I was wondering who was
making all the noise. I'm trying to work in here, you know I've got a report to
finish for the office — and it's rather difficult to concentrate when people
keep thundering up and down the stairs."
"We're not thundering,
"said Ron irritably. "We're
walking. Sorry if we've disturbed the
top-secret workings of the Ministry of Magic."
"What are you working on?"
said Harry.
"A report for the
Department of International Magical Cooperation," said Percy smugly.
"We're trying to standardize cauldron thickness. Some of these foreign imports are just a shade too thin —
leakages have been increasing at a rate of almost three percent a year —"
"That'll change the world, that
report will," said Ron. "Front page of the Daily Prophet, I
expect, cauldron leaks."
Percy went slightly pink.
"You might sneer, Ron," he
said heatedly, "but unless some sort of international law is imposed we
might well find the market flooded with flimsy, shallow—bottomed products that
seriously endanger —"
"Yeah, yeah, all right," said
Ron, and he started off upstairs again.
Percy slammed his bedroom door shut.
As Harry, Hermione, and Ginny followed Ron up three more flights of
stairs, shouts from the kitchen below echoed up to them. It sounded as though Mr. Weasley had told
Mrs. Weasley about the toffees.
The room at the top of the house where
Ron slept looked much as it had the last time that Harry had come to stay: the
same posters of Ron's favorite Quidditch team, the Chudley Cannons, were
whirling and waving on the walls and sloping ceiling, and the fish tank on the
windowsill, which had previously held frog spawn, now contained one extremely
large frog. Ron's old rat, Scabbers, was here no more, but instead there was
the tiny gray owl that had delivered Ron's letter to Harry in Privet
Drive. It was hopping up and down in a
small cage and twittering madly.
"Shut up, Pig," said
Ron, edging his way between two of the four beds that had been squeezed into
the room. "Fred and George are in
here with us, because Bill and Charlie are in their room," he told
Harry. "Percy gets to keep his
room all to himself because he's got to work."
"Er — why are you
calling that owl Pig?" Harry asked Ron.
"Because he's being stupid,"
said Ginny, "Its proper name is Pigwidgeon."
"Yeah, and that's not a stupid name
at all," said Ron sarcastically.
"Ginny named him," he explained to Harry. "She reckons it's sweet. And I tried to change it, but it was too late,
he won't answer to anything else. So
now he's Pig. I've got to keep him up
here because he annoys Errol and Hermes.
He annoys me too, come to that.
Pigwidgeon zoomed happily around his
cage, hooting shrilly. Harry knew Ron
too well to take him seriously. He had
moaned continually about his old rat, Scabbers, but had been most upset when
Hermione's cat, Crookshanks, appeared to have eaten him.
"Where's Crookshanks?" Harry
asked Hermione now.
"Out in the garden, I expect,"
she said. "He likes chasing gnomes.
He's never seen any before."
"Percy's enjoying work,
then?" said Harry, sitting down on
one of the beds and watching the Chudley Cannons zooming in and out of the
posters on the ceiling.
"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch ... as I was
saying to Mr. Crouch ... Mr. Crouch is of the opinion ... Mr. Crouch was
telling me ... They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
"Have you had a good summer,
Harry?" said Hermione. "Did you get our food parcels and
everything?"
"Yeah, thanks a lot, " said
Harry. "They saved my life, those
cakes.
"And have you heard from
—?" Ron began, but at a look from
Hermione he fell silent. Harry knew Ron had been about to ask about
Sirius. Ron and Hermione had been so
deeply involved in helping Sirius escape from the Ministry of Magic that they
were almost as concerned about Harry's godfather as he was. However, discussing him in front of Ginny
was a bad idea. Nobody but themselves and Professor Dumbledore knew about how
Sirius had escaped, or believed in his innocence.
"I think they've stopped
arguing," said Hermione, to cover the awkward moment, because Ginny was
looking curiously from Ron to Harry.
"Shall we go down and help your mum with dinner?"
"Yeah, all right," said
Ron. The four of them left Ron's room
and went back downstairs to find Mrs. Weasley alone in the kitchen, looking
extremely bad-tempered.
"We're eating out in the
garden," she said when they came in.
"There's just not room for eleven people in here. Could you take the plates outside, girls? Bill and Charlie are setting up the
tables. Knives and forks, please, you
two," she said to Ron and Harry, pointing her wand a little more
vigorously than she had intended at a pile of potatoes in the sink, which shot
out of their skins so fast that they ricocheted off the walls and ceiling.
"Oh for heaven's sake,"
she snapped, now directing her wand at a dustpan, which hopped off the
sideboard and started skating across the floor, scooping up the potatoes. "Those two!" she burst out
savagely, now pulling pots and pans out of a cupboard, and Harry knew she meant
Fred and George. I don't know what's
going to happen to them, I really don't. No ambition, unless you count making
as much trouble as they possibly can...."
Mrs. Weasley slammed a large copper
saucepan down on the kitchen table and began to wave her wand around inside
it. A creamy sauce poured from the wand
tip as she stirred.
"It's not as though they haven't
got brains, she continued irritably, taking the saucepan over to the stove and
lighting it with a further poke of her wand, "but they're wasting them,
and unless they pull themselves together soon, they'll be in real trouble. I've had more owls from Hogwarts about them
than the rest put together. If they
carry on the way they're going, they'll end up in front of the Improper Use of
Magic Office."
Mrs. Weasley jabbed her wand at the
cutlery drawer, which shot open. Harry
and Ron both jumped out of the way as several knives soared out of it, flew
across the kitchen, and began chopping the potatoes, which had just been tipped
back into the sink by the dustpan.
"I don't know where we went wrong
with them," said Mrs. Weasley, putting down her wand and starting to pull
out still more saucepans. "It's
been the same for years, one thing after another, and they won't listen to — OH
NOT AGAIN!"
She had picked up her wand from the
table, and it had emitted a loud squeak and turned into a giant rubber mouse.
"One of their fake wands
again!" she shouted. "How
many times have I told them not to leave them lying around?"
She grabbed her real wand and turned
around to find that the sauce on the stove was smoking.
"C'mon," Ron said hurriedly to
Harry, seizing a handful of cutlery from the open drawer, "let's go and
help Bill and Charlie."
They left Mrs. Weasley and headed out
the back door into the yard.
They had only gone a few paces when
Hermione's bandy-legged ginger cat, Crookshanks, came pelting out of the
garden, bottle-brush tail held high in the air, chasing what looked like a
muddy potato on legs. Harry recognized
it instantly as a gnome. Barely ten
inches high, its horny little feet pattered very fast as it sprinted across the
yard and dived headlong into one of the Wellington boots that lay scattered
around the door. Harry could hear the
gnome giggling madly as Crookshanks inserted a paw into the boot, trying to
reach it. Meanwhile, a very loud crashing noise was coming from the other side
of the house. The source of the
commotion was revealed as they entered the garden, and saw that Bill and
Charlie both had their wands out, and were making two battered old tables fly
high above the lawn, smashing into each other, each attempting to knock the
other's out of the air. Fred and George
were cheering, Ginny was laughing, and Hermione was hovering near the hedge,
apparently torn between amusement and anxiety.
Bill's table caught Charlie's with a
huge bang and knocked one of its legs off.
There was a clatter from overhead, and they all looked up to see Percy's
head poking out of a window on the second floor.
"Will you keep it down?!" he
bellowed.
"Sorry, Perce," said Bill,
grinning. "How're the cauldron bottoms coming on?"
"Very badly," said Percy
peevishly, and he slammed the window shut.
Chuckling, Bill and Charlie directed the tables safely onto the grass,
end to end, and then, with a flick of his wand, Bill reattached the table leg
and conjured tablecloths from nowhere.
By seven o'clock, the two tables were
groaning under dishes and dishes of Mrs. Weasley's excellent cooking, and the
nine Weasleys, Harry, and Hermione were settling themselves down to eat beneath
a clear, deep-blue sky. To somebody who
had been living on meals of increasingly stale cake all summer, this was
paradise, and at first, Harry listened rather than talked as he helped himself
to chicken and ham pie, boiled potatoes, and salad.
At the far end of the table, Percy was
telling his father all about his report on cauldron bottoms.
"I've told Mr. Crouch that I'll
have it ready by Tuesday," Percy was saying pompously. "That's a bit
sooner than he expected it, but I like to keep on top of things. I think he'll be grateful I've done it in
good time, I mean, its extremely busy in our department just now, what with all
the arrangements for the World Cup.
We're just not getting the support we need from the Department of
Magical Games and Sports. Ludo Bagman
—"
"I like Ludo,"
said Mr. Weasley mildly. "He was the one who got us such good tickets for
the Cup. I did him a bit of a
favor: His brother, Otto, got into a
spot of trouble — a lawnmower with unnatural powers — I smoothed the whole
thing over."
"Oh Bagman's likable enough,
of course," said Percy dismissively, "but how he ever got to be Head
of Department ... when I compare him to Mr. Crouch! I can't see Mr. Crouch losing a member of our department and not
trying to find out what's happened to them.
You realize Bertha Jorkins has been missing for over a month now? Went on holiday to Albania and never came
back?"
"Yes, I was asking Ludo about
that," said Mr. Weasley, frowning.
"He says Bertha's gotten lost plenty of times before now — though
must say, if it was someone in my department, I'd be worried. . . ."
"Oh Bertha's hopeless, all
right," said Percy. "I hear
she's been shunted from department to department for years, much more trouble
than she's worth ... but all the same, Bagman ought to be trying to find
her. Mr. Crouch has been taking a
personal interest, she worked in our department at one time, you know, and I
think Mr. Crouch was quite fond of her — but Bagman just keeps laughing and
saying she probably misread the map and ended up in Australia instead of
Albania. However" — Percy heaved
an impressive sigh and took a deep swig of elderflower wine — "we've got
quite enough on our plates at the Department of International Magical Cooperation
without trying to find members of other departments too. As you know, we've got another big event to
organize right after the World Cup."
Percy cleared his throat significantly
and looked down toward the end of the table where Harry, Ron, and Hermione were
sitting. "You know the one
I'm talking about, Father." He raised his voice slightly. "The top-secret one."
Ron rolled his eyes and muttered to
Harry and Hermione, "He's been trying to get us to ask what that event is
ever since he started work. Probably an
exhibition of thick-bottomed cauldrons."
In the middle of the table, Mrs. Weasley
was arguing with Bill about his earring, which seemed to be a recent
acquisition.
". . . with a horrible great fang
on it. Really, Bill, what do they say at the bank?"
"Mum,.no one at the bank gives a
damn how I dress as long as I bring home plenty of treasure," said Bill
patiently.
"And your hair's getting silly,
dear," said Mrs. Weasley, fingering her wand lovingly." I wish you'd
let me give it a trim. . . ."
"I like it," said Ginny, who
was sitting beside Bill. "You're
so old-fashioned, Mum. Anyway, it's nowhere near as long as Professor
Dumbledore's...."
Next to Mrs. Weasley, Fred, George, and
Charlie were all talking spiritedly about the World Cup.
"It's got to be Ireland," said
Charlie thickly, through a mouthful of potato.
"They flattened Peru in the semifinals."
"Bulgaria has got Viktor Krum,
though," said Fred.
"Krum's one decent player, Ireland
has got seven," said Charlie shortly.
"I wish England had got through.
That was embarrassing, that was."
"What happened?" said Harry
eagerly, regretting more than ever his isolation from the wizarding world when
he was stuck on Privet Drive.
"Went down to Transylvania, three
hundred and ninety to ten," said Charlie gloomily. "Shocking
performance. And Wales lost to Uganda,
and Scotland was slaughtered by Luxembourg."
Harry had been on the Gryffindor House
Quidditch team ever since his first year at Hogwarts and owned one of the best
racing brooms in the world, a Firebolt.
Flying came more naturally to Harry than anything else in the magical
world, and he played in the position of Seeker on the Gryffindor House team.
Mr. Weasley conjured up candles to light
the darkening garden before they had their homemade strawberry ice cream, and
by the time they had finished, moths were fluttering low over the table, and
the warm air was perfumed with the smells of grass and honeysuckle. Harry was feeling extremely well fed and at
peace with the world as he watched several gnomes sprinting through the
rosebushes, laughing madly and closely pursued by Crookshanks.
Ron looked carefully up the table to
check that the rest of the family were all busy talking, then he said very
quietly to Harry, "So — have you heard from Sirius lately?"
Hermione looked around,
listening closely.
"Yeah," said Harry softly,
"twice. He sounds okay. I wrote to him yesterday. He might write back while I'm here."
He suddenly remembered the reason he had
written to Sirius, and for a moment was on the verge of telling Ron and
Hermione about his scar hurting again, and about the dream that had awoken him
... but he really didn't want to worry them just now, not when he himself was
feeling so happy and peaceful.
"Look at the time," Mrs.
Weasley said suddenly, checking her wristwatch. "You really should be in bed, the whole lot of you you'll be
up at the crack of dawn to get to the Cup. Harry, if you leave your school list
out, I'll get your things for you tomorrow in Diagon Alley. I'm getting everyone else's. There might not be time after the World Cup,
the match went on for five days last time."
"Wow — hope it does this
time!" said Harry enthusiastically.
"Well, I certainly don't,"
said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder
to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five
days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon
dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said
Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer
from Norway!" said Percy, going
very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to
Harry as they got up from the table.
"We sent it."
CHAPTER SIX – THE PORTKEY
Harry
felt as though he had barely lain down to steep in Ron's room when he was being
shaken awake by Mrs. Weasley.
"Time
to go, Harry, dear," she whispered, moving away to wake Ron.
Harry
felt around for his glasses, put them on, and sat up. It was still dark outside.
Ron muttered indistinctly as his mother roused him. At the foot of Harry's mattress he saw two
large, disheveled shapes emerging from tangles of blankets.
"'S'
time already?" said Fred groggily.
They
dressed in silence, too sleepy to talk, then, yawning and stretching, the four
of them headed downstairs into the kitchen.
Mrs.
Weasley was stirring the contents of a large pot on the stove, while Mr.
Weasley was sitting at the table, checking a sheaf of large parchment
tickets. He looked up as the boys
entered and spread his arms so that they could see his clothes more
clearly. He was wearing what appeared
to be a golfing sweater and a very old pair of jeans, slightly too big for him
and held up with a thick leather belt.
"What
d'you think?" he asked
anxiously. "We're supposed to go
incognito — do I look like a Muggle, Harry?"
"Yeah,"
said Harry, smiling, "very good."
"Where're
Bill and Charlie and Per—Per—Percy?"
said George, failing to stifle a huge yawn.
"Well,
they're Apparating, aren't they?"
said Mrs. Weasley, heaving the large pot over to the table and starting
to ladle porridge into bowls. "So
they can have a bit of a lie-in."
Harry
knew that Apparating meant disappearing from one place and reappearing almost
instantly in another, but had never known any Hogwarts student to do it, and
understood that it was very difficult.
"So
they're still in bed?" said Fred
grumpily, pulling his bowl of porridge toward him. "Why can't we Apparate
too?"
"Because
you're not of age and you haven't passed your test," snapped Mrs. Weasley.
"And where have those girls got to?"
She
bustled out of the kitchen and they heard her climbing the stairs.
"You
have to pass a test to Apparate?"
Harry asked.
"Oh
yes," said Mr. Weasley, tucking the tickets safely into the back pocket of
his jeans. "The Department of Magical Transportation had to fine a couple
of people the other day for Apparating without a license. It's not easy, Apparition, and when it's not
done property it can lead to nasty complications. This pair I'm talking about went and splinched themselves."
Everyone
around the table except Harry winced.
"Er
— splinched?" said Harry.
"They
left half of themselves behind," said Mr. Weasley, now spooning large amounts
of treacle onto his porridge. "So,
of course, they were stuck. Couldn't
move either way. Had to wait for the
Accidental Magic Reversal Squad to sort them out. Meant a fair old bit of paperwork, I can tell you, what with the
Muggles who spotted the body parts they'd left behind....."
Harry
had a sudden vision of a pair of legs and an eyeball lying abandoned on the
pavement of Privet Drive.
"Were
they okay?" he asked, startled.
"Oh
yes," said Mr. Weasley matter-of-factly.
"But they got a heavy fine, and I don't think they'll be trying it
again in a hurry. You don't mess around
with Apparition. There are plenty of
adult wizards who don't bother with it.
Prefer brooms — slower, but safer."
"But
Bill and Charlie and Percy can all do it?"
"Charlie
had to take the test twice," said Fred, grinning. "He failed the first time. Apparated
five miles south of where he meant to, right on top of some poor old dear doing
her shopping, remember?"
"Yes,
well, he passed the second time," said Mrs. Weasley, marching back into
the kitchen amid hearty sniggers.
"Percy
only passed two weeks ago," said George.
"He's been Apparating downstairs every morning since, just to prove
he can."
There
were footsteps down the passageway and Hermione and Ginny came into the
kitchen, both looking pale and drowsy.
"Why
do we have to be up so early?" Ginny said, rubbing her eyes and sitting
down at the table.
"We've
got a bit of a walk," said Mr. Weasley.
"Walk?"
said Harry. "What, are we walking to the World Cup?"
"No,
no, that's miles away," said Mr. Weasley, smiling. "We only need to walk a short way. It's just that it's very difficult for a
large number of wizards to congregate without attracting Muggle attention. We have to be very careful about how we
travel at the best of times, and on a huge occasion like the Quidditch World
Cup..."
"George!"
said Mrs. Weasley sharply, and they all jumped.
"What?"
said George, in an innocent tone that deceived nobody.
"What
is that in your pocket?"
"Nothing!"
"Don't
you lie to me!"
Mrs.
Weasley pointed her wand at George's pocket and said, "Accio!"
Several
small, brightly colored objects zoomed out of George's pocket; he made a grab
for them but missed, and they sped right into Mrs. Weasley's outstretched hand.
"We
told you to destroy them!" said Mrs. Weasley furiously, holding up what
were unmistakably more Ton-Tongue Toffees. "We told you to get rid of the
lot! Empty your pockets, go on, both of you!"
It was
an unpleasant scene; the twins had evidently been trying to smuggle as many
toffees out of the house as possible, and it was only by using her Summoning
Charm that Mrs. Weasley managed to find them all.
"Accio!
Accio! Accio!" she shouted, and toffees zoomed from all sorts of
unlikely places, including the lining of George's jacket and the turn-ups of
Fred's jeans.
"We
spent six months developing those!"
Fred shouted at his mother as she threw the toffees away.
"Oh
a fine way to spend six months!"
she shrieked. "No wonder
you didn't get more O.W.L.s!"
All in
all, the atmosphere was not very friendly as they took their departure. Mrs. Weasley was still glowering as she
kissed Mr. Weasley on the cheek, though not nearly as much as the twins, who
had each hoisted their rucksacks onto their backs and walked out without a word
to her.
"Well,
have a lovely time," said Mrs. Weasley, "and behave yourselves,"
she called after the twins' retreating backs, but they did not look back or
answer. "I'll send Bill, Charlie,
and Percy along around midday,"
Mrs. Weasley said to Mr. Weasley, as he, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny
set off across the dark yard after Fred and George.
It was
chilly and the moon was still out. Only
a dull, greenish tinge along the horizon to their right showed that daybreak
was drawing closer. Harry, having been
thinking about thousands of wizards speeding toward the Quidditch World Cup,
sped up to walk with Mr. Weasley.
"So
how does everyone get there without all the Muggles noticing?" he
asked.
"It's
been a massive organizational problem," sighed Mr. Weasley. "The trouble is, about a hundred
thousand wizards turn up at the World Cup, and of course, we just haven't got a
magical site big enough to accommodate them all. There are places Muggles can't penetrate, but imagine trying to
pack a hundred thousand wizards into Diagon Alley or platform nine and
three-quarters. So we had to find a
nice deserted moor, and set up as many anti-Muggle precautions as
possible. The whole Ministry's been
working on it for months. First, of
course, we have to stagger the arrivals.
People with cheaper tickets have to arrive two weeks beforehand. A limited number use Muggle transport, but
we can't have too many clogging up their buses and trains — remember, wizards
are coming from all over the world.
Some Apparate, of course, but we have to set up safe points for them to
appear, well away from Muggles. I
believe there's a handy wood they're using as the Apparition point. For those who don't want to Apparate, or
can't, we use Portkeys. They're objects
that are used to transport wizards from one spot to another at a prearranged
time. You can do large groups at a time
if you need to. There have been two
hundred Portkeys placed at strategic points around Britain, and the nearest one
to us is up at the top of Stoatshead Hill, so that's where we're headed."
Mr.
Weasley pointed ahead of them, where a large black mass rose beyond the village
of Ottery St. Catchpole.
"What
sort of objects are Portkeys?" said Harry curiously.
"Well,
they can be anything," said Mr. Weasley. "Unobtrusive things,
obviously, so Muggles don't go picking them up and playing with them ... stuff
they'll just think is litter...."
They
trudged down the dark, dank lane toward the village, the silence broken only by
their footsteps. The sky lightened very
slowly as they made their way through the village, its inky blackness diluting
to deepest blue. Harry's hands and feet
were freezing. Mr. Weasley kept
checking his watch.
They
didn't have breath to spare for talking as they began to climb Stoatshead Hill,
stumbling occasionally in hidden rabbit holes, slipping on thick black tuffets
of grass. Each breath Harry took was
sharp in his chest and his legs were starting to seize up when, at last, his
feet found level ground.
"Whew,"
panted Mr. Weasley, taking off his glasses and wiping them on his sweater.
"Well, we've made good time — we've got ten minutes."
Hermione
came over the crest of the hill last, clutching a stitch in her side.
"Now
we just need the Portkey," said Mr. Weasley, replacing his glasses and
squinting around at the ground.
"It won't be big.... Come on..."
They
spread out, searching. They had only
been at it for a couple of minutes, however, when a shout rent the still air.
"Over
here, Arthur! Over here, son, we've got
it."
Two
tall figures were silhouetted against the starry sky on the other side of the
hilltop.
"Amos!" said Mr. Weasley, smiling as he strode over
to the man who had shouted. The rest of
them followed.
Mr.
Weasley was shaking hands with a ruddy-faced wizard with a scrubby brown beard,
who was holding a moldy-looking old boot in his other hand.
"This
is Amos Diggory, everyone," said Mr. Weasley. "He works for the Department for the Regulation and Control
of Magical Creatures. And I think you
know his son, Cedric?"
Cedric
Diggory was an extremely handsome boy of around seventeen. He was Captain and Seeker of the Hufflepuff
House Quidditch team at Hogwarts.
"Hi,"
said Cedric, looking around at them all.
Everybody
said hi back except Fred and George, who merely nodded. They had never quite forgiven Cedric for
beating their team, Gryffindor, in the first Quidditch match of the previous
year.
"Long
walk, Arthur?" Cedric's father
asked. "Not too bad," said
Mr. Weasley. "We live just on the
other side of the village there. You?"
"Had
to get up at two, didn't we, Ced? I
tell you, I'll be glad when he's got his Apparition test. Still ... not complaining ... Quidditch
World Cup, wouldn't miss it for a sackful of Galleons — and the tickets cost
about that. Mind you, looks like I got off easy. . . ." Amos Diggory
peered good-naturedly around at the three Weasley boys, Harry, Hermione, and
Ginny. "All these yours,
Arthur?"
"Oh
no, only the redheads," said Mr. Weasley, pointing out his children. "This is Hermione, friend of Ron's —
and Harry, another friend —"
"Merlin's
beard," said Amos Diggory, his eyes widening. "Harry? Harry Potter?"
"Er
— yeah," said Harry.
Harry
was used to people looking curiously at him when they met him, used to the way
their eyes moved at once to the lightning scar on his forehead, but it always
made him feel uncomfortable.
"Ced's
talked about you, of course," said Amos Diggory. "Told us all about playing against you last year... I said
to him, I said — Ced, that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that
will.... You beat Harry Potter!"
Harry
couldn't think of any reply to this, so he remained silent. Fred and George
were both scowling again. Cedric looked
slightly embarrassed.
"Harry
fell off his broom, Dad," he muttered.
I told you ... it was an accident...."
"Yes,
but you didn't fall off, did you?" roared Amos genially, slapping his son
on his back. "Always modest, our Ced, always the gentleman ... but the
best man won, I'm sure Harry'd say the same, wouldn't you, eh? One falls off his broom, one stays on, you
don't need to be a genius to tell which one's the better flier!"
"Must
be nearly time," said Mr. Weasley quickly, pulling out his watch
again. "Do you know whether we're
waiting for any more, Amos?"
"No,
the Lovegoods have been there for a week already and the Fawcetts couldn't get
tickets," said Mr. Diggory.
"There aren't any more of us in this area, are there?"
"Not
that I know of," said Mr. Weasley.
"Yes, it's a minute off ... We'd better get ready...."
He
looked around at Harry and Hermione.
"You
just need to touch the Portkey, that's all, a finger will do —"
With
difficulty, owing to their bulky backpacks, the nine of them crowded around the
old boot held out by Amos Diggory.
They
all stood there, in a tight circle, as a chill breeze swept over the
hilltop. Nobody spoke. It suddenly occurred to Harry how odd this
would look if a Muggle were to walk up here now ... nine people, two of them grown
men, clutching this manky old boot in the semidarkness, waiting....
"Three.
. ." muttered Mr. Weasley, one eye still on his watch, two. . . one. .
."
It
happened immediately: Harry felt as
though a hook just behind his navel had been suddenly jerked irresistibly
forward. His feet left the ground; he
could feel Ron and Hermione on either side of him, their shoulders banging into
his; they were all speeding forward in a howl of wind and swirling color; his
forefinger was stuck to the boot as though it was pulling him magnetically
onward and then —
His
feet slammed into the ground; Ron staggered into him and he fell over; the
Portkey hit the ground near his head with a heavy thud.
Harry
looked up. Mr. Weasley, Mr. Diggory, and Cedric were still standing, though
looking very windswept; everybody else was on the ground.
"Seven
past five from Stoatshead Hill," said a voice.
CHAPTER SEVEN – BAGMAN AND CROUCH
Harry disentangled himself from Ron and
got to his feet. They had arrived on
what appeared to be a deserted stretch of misty moor. In front of them was a pair of tired and grumpy-looking wizards,
one of whom was holding a large gold watch, the other a thick roll of parchment
and a quill. Both were dressed as
Muggles, though very inexpertly: The
man with the watch wore a tweed suit with thigh-length galoshes; his colleague,
a kilt and a poncho.
"Morning, Basil," said Mr.
Weasley, picking up the boot and handing it to the kilted wizard, who threw it
into a large box of used Portkeys beside him; Harry could see an old newspaper,
an empty drinks can, and a punctured football.
"Hello there, Arthur," said
Basil wearily. "Not on duty,
eh? It's all right for some.... We've
been here all night.... You'd better get out of the way, we've got a big party
coming in from the Black Forest at five fifteen. Hang on, I'll find your campsite.... Weasley ...
Weasley...." He consulted his parchment list. "About a quarter of a mile's walk over there, first field
you come to. Site manager's called Mr.
Roberts. Diggory ... second field ...
ask for Mr. Payne."
"Thanks, Basil," said Mr.
Weasley, and he beckoned everyone to follow him.
They set off across the deserted moor,
unable to make out much through the mist.
After about twenty minutes, a small stone cottage next to a gate swam
into view. Beyond it, Harry could just
make out the ghostly shapes of hundreds and hundreds of tents, rising up the
gentle slope of a large field toward a dark wood on the horizon. They said good-bye to the Diggorys and
approached the cottage door.
A man was standing in the doorway,
looking out at the tents. Harry knew at
a glance that this was the only real Muggle for several acres. When he heard their footsteps, he turned his
head to look at them.
"Morning!" said Mr. Weasley
brightly.
"Morning," said the Muggle.
"Would you be Mr. Roberts?"
"Aye, I would," said Mr.
Roberts. "And who're you?"
"Weasley — two tents, booked a
couple of days ago?"
"Aye," said Mr. Roberts,
consulting a list tacked to the door.
"You've got a space up by the wood there. Just the one night?"
"That's it," said Mr. Weasley.
"You'll be paying now, then?"
said Mr. Roberts.
"Ah — right — certainly —"
said Mr. Weasley. He retreated a short
distance from the cottage and beckoned Harry toward him. "Help me, Harry," he muttered, pulling
a roll of Muggle money from his pocket and starting to peel the notes
apart. "This one's a — a — a
ten? Ah yes, I see the little number on
it now... So this is a five?"
"A twenty," Harry corrected
him in an undertone, uncomfortably aware of Mr. Roberts trying to catch every
word.
"Ah yes, so it is.... I don't know,
these little bits of paper..."
"You foreign?" said Mr.
Roberts as Mr. Weasley returned with the correct notes.
"Foreign?" repeated Mr.
Weasley, puzzled.
"You're not the first one who's had
trouble with money," said Mr. Roberts, scrutinizing Mr. Weasley closely.
"I had two try and pay me with great gold coins the size of hubcaps ten
minutes ago."
"Did you really?" said Mr.
Weasley nervously.
Mr. Roberts rummaged around in a tin for
some change.
"Never been this crowded," he
said suddenly, looking out over the misty field again. "Hundreds of
pre-bookings. People usually just turn
up...."
"Is that right?" said Mr.
Weasley, his hand held out for his change, but Mr. Roberts didn't give it to
him.
"Aye," he said thoughtfully.
"People from all over. Loads of
foreigners. And not just
foreigners. Weirdos, you know? There's a bloke walking 'round in a kilt and
a poncho."
"Shouldn't he?" said Mr. Weasley anxiously
"It's like some sort of... I dunno
... like some sort of rally," said Mr. Roberts. "They all seem to know each other. Like a big party."
At that moment, a wizard in plus-fours
appeared out of thin air next to Mr. Roberts's front door.
"Obliviate!" he said
sharply, pointing his wand at Mr. Roberts.
Instantly, Mr. Roberts's eyes slid out
of focus, his brows unknitted, and a took of dreamy unconcern fell over his
face. Harry recognized the symptoms of
one who had just had his memory modified.
"A map of the campsite for
you," Mr. Roberts said placidly to Mr. Weasley. "And your change."
"Thanks very much," said Mr.
Weasley.
The wizard in plus-fours accompanied
them toward the gate to the campsite.
He looked exhausted: His chin
was blue with stubble and there were deep purple shadows under his eyes. Once out of earshot of Mr. Roberts, he
muttered to Mr. Weasley, "Been having a lot of trouble with him. Needs a Memory Charm ten times a day to keep
him happy. And Ludo Bagman's not
helping. Trotting around talking about
Bludgers and Quaffles at the top of his voice, not a worry about anti-Muggle
security Blimey, I'll be glad when this is over. See you later, Arthur."
He Disapparated.
"I thought Mr. Bagman was Head of
Magical Games and Sports," said Ginny, looking surprised. "He should know better than to talk
about Bludgers near Muggles, shouldn't he?"
"He should," said Mr. Weasley,
smiling, and leading them through the gates into the campsite, "but Ludo's
always been a bit ... well . . . lax about security. You couldn't wish for a more enthusiastic
head of the sports department though.
He played Quidditch for England himself, you know. And he was the best Beater the Wimbourne
Wasps ever had."
They trudged up the misty field between
long rows of tents. Most looked almost
ordinary; their owners had clearly tried to make them as Muggle-like as
possible, but had slipped up by adding chimneys, or bellpulls, or weather
vanes. However, here and there was a
tent so obviously magical that Harry could hardly be surprised that Mr. Roberts
was getting suspicious. Halfway up the
field stood an extravagant confection of striped silk like a miniature palace,
with several live peacocks tethered at the entrance. A little farther on they passed a tent that had three floors and
several turrets; and a short way beyond that was a tent that had a front garden
attached, complete with birdbath, sundial, and fountain.
"Always the same," said Mr.
Weasley, smiling. "We can't resist
showing off when we get together. Ah,
here we are, look, this is us."
They had reached the very edge of the
wood at the top of the field, and here was an empty space, with a small sign
hammered into the ground that read WEEZLY.
"Couldn't have a better spot!"
said Mr. Weasley happily. "The
field is just on the other side of the wood there, we're as close as we could
be." He hoisted his backpack from
his shoulders. "Right," he
said excitedly, "no magic allowed, strictly speaking, not when we're out
in these numbers on Muggle land. We'll
be putting these tents up by hand!
Shouldn't be too difficult.... Muggles do it all the time.... Here,
Harry, where do you reckon we should start?"
Harry had never been camping in his
life; the Dursleys had never taken him on any kind of holiday, preferring to
leave him with Mrs. Figg, an old neighbor.
However, he and Hermione worked out where most of the poles and pegs
should go, and though Mr. Weasley was more of a hindrance than a help, because
he got thoroughly overexcited when it came to using the mallet, they finally
managed to erect a pair of shabby two-man tents.
All of them stood back to admire their
handiwork. Nobody looking at these
tents would guess they belonged to wizards, Harry thought, but the trouble was
that once Bill, Charlie, and Percy arrived, they would be a party of ten.
Hermione seemed to have spotted this problem too; she gave Harry a quizzical
look as Mr. Weasley dropped to his hands and knees and entered the first tent.
"We'll be a bit cramped," he
called, "but I think we'll all squeeze in. Come and have a look."
Harry bent down, ducked under the tent
flap, and felt his jaw drop. He had
walked into what looked like an old-fashioned, three room flat, complete with
bathroom and kitchen. Oddly enough, it was furnished in exactly the same sort
of style as Mrs. Figg's house: There
were crocheted covers on the mismatched chairs and a strong smell of cats.
"Well, it's not for long,"
said Mr. Weasley, mopping his bald patch with a handkerchief and peering in at
the four bunk beds that stood in the bedroom.
I borrowed this from Perkins at the office. Doesn't camp much anymore, poor fellow, he's got lumbago."
He picked up the dusty kettle and peered
inside it. "We'll need water....
"There's a tap marked on this map
the Muggle gave us," said Ron, who had followed Harry inside the tent and
seemed completely unimpressed by its extraordinary inner proportions.
"It's on the other side of the field."
"Well, why don't you, Harry, and
Hermione go and get us some water then" — Mr. Weasley handed over the
kettle and a couple of saucepans — "and the rest of us will get some wood
for a fire?"
"But we've got an oven," said
Ron. "Why can't we just —"
"Ron, anti-Muggle
security!" said Mr. Weasley, his
face shining with anticipation. "When real Muggles camp, they cook on
fires outdoors. I've seen them at it!"
After a quick tour of the girls' tent,
which was slightly smaller than the boys', though without the smell of cats,
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set off across the campsite with the kettle and
saucepans.
Now, with the sun newly risen and the
mist lifting, they could see the city of tents that stretched in every
direction. They made their way slowly
through the rows, staring eagerly around.
It was only just dawning on Harry how many witches and wizards there
must be in the world; he had never really thought much about those in other
countries.
Their fellow campers were starting to
wake up. First to stir were the
families with small children; Harry had never seen witches and wizards this
young before. A tiny boy no older than
two was crouched outside a large pyramid-shaped tent, holding a wand and poking
happily at a slug in the grass, which was swelling slowly to the size of a
salami. As they drew level with him,
his mother came hurrying out of the tent.
"How many times, Kevin? You don't — touch — Daddy's
— wand — yecchh! "
She had trodden on the giant slug, which
burst. Her scolding carried after them
on the still air, mingling with the little boy's yells — "You bust
slug! You bust slug!"
A short way farther on, they saw two
little witches, barely older than Kevin, who were riding toy broomsticks that
rose only high enough for the girls' toes to skim the dewy grass. A Ministry wizard had already spotted them;
as he hurried past Harry, Ron, and Hermione he muttered distractedly, "In
broad daylight! Parents having a
lie-in, I suppose —"
Here and there adult wizards and witches
were emerging from their tents and starting to cook breakfast. Some, with furtive looks around them,
conjured fires with their wands; others were striking matches with dubious
looks on their faces, as though sure this couldn't work. Three African wizards
sat in serious conversation, all of them wearing long white robes and roasting
what looked like a rabbit on a bright purple fire, while a group of middle-aged
American witches sat gossiping happily beneath a spangled banner stretched
between their tents that read: THE
SALEM WITCHES' INSTITUTE. Harry caught
snatches of conversation in strange languages from the inside of tents they
passed, and though he couldn't understand a word, the tone of every single
voice was excited.
"Er — is it my eyes, or has
everything gone green?" said Ron.
It wasn't just Ron's eyes. They had
walked into a patch of tents that were all covered with a thick growth of
shamrocks, so that it looked as though small, oddly shaped hillocks had
sprouted out of the earth. Grinning
faces could be seen under those that had their flaps open. Then, from behind
them, they heard their names.
"Harry! Ron! Hermione!"
It was Seamus Finnigan, their fellow
Gryffindor fourth year. He was sitting
in front of his own shamrock-covered tent, with a sandy-haired woman who had to
be his mother, and his best friend, Dean Thomas, also of Gryffindor.
"Like the decorations?" said
Seamus, grinning. "The Ministry's
not too happy."
"Ah, why shouldn't we show our
colors?" said Mrs. Finnigan. "You should see what the Bulgarians
have got dangling all over their tents.
You'll be supporting Ireland, of course?" she added, eyeing Harry,
Ron, and Hermione beadily. When they
had assured her that they were indeed supporting Ireland, they set off again,
though, as Ron said, "Like we'd say anything else surrounded by that
lot." I wonder what the Bulgarians have got dangling all over their
tents?" said Hermione.
"Let's go and have a look,"
said Harry, pointing to a large patch of tents upfield, where the Bulgarian
flag — white, green, and red — was fluttering in the breeze.
The tents here had not been bedecked
with plant life, but each and every one of them had the same poster attached to
it, a poster of a very surly face with heavy black eyebrows. The picture was,
of course, moving, but all it did was blink and scowl.
"Krum," said Ron quietly.
"What?" said
Hermione.
"Krum!" said Ron. "Viktor
Krum, the Bulgarian Seeker!"
"He looks really grumpy," said
Hermione, looking around at the many Krums blinking and scowling at them.
"'Really grumpy?" Ron raised his eyes to the heavens. "Who cares what he looks like? He's
unbelievable. He's really young
too. Only just eighteen or
something. He's a genius, you wait
until tonight, you'll see."
There was already a small queue for the
tap in the corner of the field. Harry,
Ron, and Hermione joined it, right behind a pair of men who were having a
heated argument. One of them was a very
old wizard who was wearing a long flowery nightgown. The other was clearly a Ministry wizard; he was holding out a
pair of pinstriped trousers and almost crying with exasperation.
"Just put them on, Archie, there's
a good chap. You can't walk around like
that, the Muggle at the gate's already getting suspicious —
I bought this in a Muggle
shop," said the old wizard stubbornly.
"Muggles wear them."
"Muggle women wear them,
Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard,
and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
"I'm not putting them on,"
said old Archie in indignation. "I
like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks."
Hermione was overcome with such a strong
fit of the giggles at this point that she had to duck out of the queue and only
returned when Archie had collected his water and moved away.
Walking more slowly now, because of the
weight of the water, they made their way back through the campsite. Here and there, they saw more familiar
faces: other Hogwarts students with
their families. Oliver Wood, the old
captain of Harry's House Quidditch team, who had just left Hogwarts, dragged
Harry over to his parents' tent to introduce him, and told him excitedly that
he had just been signed to the Puddlemere United reserve team. Next they were hailed by Ernie Macmillan, a
Hufflepuff fourth year, and a little farther on they saw Cho Chang, a very
pretty girl who played Seeker on the Ravenclaw team. She waved and smiled at Harry, who slopped quite a lot of water
down his front as he waved back. More
to stop Ron from smirking than anything, Harry hurriedly pointed out a large
group of teenagers whom he had never seen before.
"Who d'you reckon they are?"
he said. "They don't go to
Hogwarts, do they?"
"'Spect they go to some foreign
school," said Ron. "I know
there are others. Never met anyone who
went to one, though. Bill had a penfriend at a school in Brazil ... this was
years and years ago ... and he wanted to go on an exchange trip but Mum and Dad
couldn't afford it. His penfriend got all offended when he said he wasn't going
and sent him a cursed hat. It made his ears shrivel up."
Harry laughed but didn't voice the
amazement he felt at hearing about other wizarding schools. He supposed, now that he saw representatives
of so many nationalities in the campsite, that he had been stupid never to
realize that Hogwarts couldn't be the only one. He glanced at Hermione, who looked utterly unsurprised by the
information. No doubt she had run
across the news about other wizarding schools in some book or other.
"You've been ages," said
George when they finally got back to the Weasleys' tents.
"Met a few people," said Ron,
setting the water down. "You've
not got that fire started yet?"
"Dad's having fun with the
matches," said Fred.
Mr. Weasley was having no success at all
in lighting the fire, but it wasn't for lack of trying. Splintered matches littered the ground
around him, but he looked as though he was having the time of his life.
"Oops!" he said as he managed
to light a match and promptly dropped it in surprise.
"Come here, Mr. Weasley," said
Hermione kindly, taking the box from him, and showing him how to do it
properly.
At last they got the fire
lit, though it was at least another hour before it was hot enough to cook
anything. There was plenty to watch
while they waited, however. Their tent
seemed to be pitched right alongside a kind of thoroughfare to the field, and
Ministry members kept hurrying up and down it, greeting Mr. Weasley cordially
as they passed. Mr. Weasley kept up a
running commentary, mainly for Harry's and Hermione's benefit; his own children
knew too much about the Ministry to be greatly interested.
"That was Cuthbert
Mockridge, Head of the Goblin Liaison Office.... Here comes Gilbert Wimple;
he's with the Committee on Experimental Charms; he's had those horns for a
while now... Hello, Arnie ... Arnold Peasegood, he's an Obliviator — member of
the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad, you know... and that's Bode and Croaker
... they're Unspeakables...."
"They're what?"
"From the Department of Mysteries,
top secret, no idea what they get up to...."
At last, the fire was ready, and they
had just started cooking eggs and sausages when Bill, Charlie, and Percy came
strolling out of the woods toward them.
"Just Apparated, Dad," said
Percy loudly. "Ah, excellent,
lunch!"
They were halfway through their plates
of eggs and sausages when Mr. Weasley jumped to his feet, waving and grinning
at a man who was striding toward them.
"Aha!" he said. "The man of the moment! Ludo!"
Ludo Bagman was easily the most
noticeable person Harry had seen so far, even including old Archie in his
flowered nightdress. He was wearing
long Quidditch robes in thick horizontal stripes of bright yellow and black. An enormous picture of a wasp was splashed
across his chest. He had the look of a
powerfully built man gone slightly to seed; the robes were stretched tightly
across a large belly he surely had not had in the days when he had played
Quidditch for England. His nose was
squashed (probably broken by a stray Bludger, Harry thought), but his round
blue eyes, short blond hair, and rosy complexion made him look like a very
overgrown schoolboy.
"Ahoy there!" Bagman called happily. He was walking as though he had springs
attached to the balls of his feet and was plainly in a state of wild
excitement.
"Arthur, old man," he puffed
as he reached the campfire, "what a day, eh? What a day! Could we have asked for more perfect weather? A cloudless night coming ... and hardly a
hiccough in the arrangements.... Not much for me to do!"
Behind him, a group of haggard-looking
Ministry wizards rushed past, pointing at the distant evidence of some sort of
a magical fire that was sending violet sparks twenty feet into the air.
Percy hurried forward with his hand
outstretched. Apparently his
disapproval of the way Ludo Bagman ran his department did not prevent him from
wanting to make a good impression.
"Ah — yes," said Mr. Weasley,
grinning, "this is my son Percy.
He's just started at the Ministry — and this is Fred — no, George, sorry
— that's Fred — Bill, Charlie, Ron — my daughter, Ginny and Ron's
friends, Hermione Granger and Harry Potter."
Bagman did the smallest of
double takes when he heard Harry's name, and his eyes performed the familiar
flick upward to the scar on Harry's forehead.
"Everyone," Mr. Weasley
continued, "this is Ludo Bagman, you know who he is, it's thanks to him
we've got such good tickets —"
Bagman beamed and waved his hand as if
to say it had been nothing.
"Fancy a flutter on the match,
Arthur?" he said eagerly, jingling
what seemed to be a large amount of gold in the pockets of his yellow-and-black
robes. "I've already got Roddy
Pontner betting me Bulgaria will score first — I offered him nice odds,
considering Ireland's front three are the strongest I've seen in years — and
little Agatha Timms has put up half shares in her eel farm on a weeklong
match."
"Oh ... go on then," said Mr.
Weasley. "Let's see ... a Galleon
on Ireland to win?"
"A Galleon?" Ludo Bagman
looked slightly disappointed, but recovered himself. "Very well, very well ... any other takers?"
"They're a bit young to be
gambling," said Mr. Weasley.
"Molly wouldn't like —"
"We'll bet thirty-seven Galleons,
fifteen Sickles, three Knuts," said Fred as he and George quickly pooled
all their money, "that Ireland wins — but Viktor Krum gets the Snitch. Oh
and we'll throw in a fake wand."
"You don't want to go showing Mr.
Bagman rubbish like that," Percy hissed, but Bagman didn't seem to think
the wand was rubbish at all; on the contrary, his boyish face shone with
excitement as he took it from Fred, and when the wand gave a loud squawk and
turned into a rubber chicken, Bagman roared with laughter.
"Excellent! I haven't seen one that
convincing in years! I'd pay five
Galleons for that!"
Percy froze in an attitude of stunned
disapproval.
"Boys," said Mr. Weasley under
his breath, "I don't want you betting.... That's all your savings ....
Your mother —"
"Don't be a spoilsport,
Arthur!" boomed Ludo Bagman,
rattling his pockets excitedly. "They're old enough to know what they
want! You reckon Ireland will win but
Krum'll get the Snitch? Not a chance,
boys, not a chance.... I'll give you excellent odds on that one .... We'll add
five Galleons for the funny wand, then, shall we...."
Mr. Weasley looked on helplessly as Ludo
Bagman whipped out a notebook and quill and began jotting down the twins'
names.
"Cheers," said George, taking the slip of parchment
Bagman handed him and tucking it away into the front of his robes. Bagman turned most cheerfully back to Mr.
Weasley.
"Couldn't do me a brew, I
suppose? I'm keeping an eye out for
Barty Crouch. My Bulgarian opposite
number's making difficulties, and I can't understand a word he's saying.
Barty'll be able to sort it out. He
speaks about a hundred and fifty languages."
"Mr. Crouch?" said Percy,
suddenly abandoning his look of poker-stiff disapproval and positively writhing
with excitement. "He speaks over
two hundred! Mermish and Gobbledegook
and Troll. . ."
"Anyone can speak Troll," said
Fred dismissively. "All you have
to do is point and grunt."
Percy threw Fred an extremely nasty look
and stoked the fire vigorously to bring the kettle back to the boil.
"Any news of Bertha Jorkins yet,
Ludo?" Mr. Weasley asked as Bagman
settled himself down on the grass beside them all.
"Not a dicky bird," said
Bagman comfortably. "But she'll
turn up. Poor old Bertha ... memory
like a leaky cauldron and no sense of direction. Lost, you take my word for it.
She'll wander back into the office sometime in October, thinking it's
still July."
"You don't think it might be time
to send someone to look for her?"
Mr. Weasley suggested tentatively as Percy handed Bagman his tea.
"Barty Crouch keeps saying
that," said Bagman, his round eyes widening innocently, "but we really
can't spare anyone at the moment. Oh —
talk of the devil! Barty!"
A wizard had just Apparated at their
fireside, and he could not have made more of a contrast with Ludo Bagman,
sprawled on the grass in his old Wasp robes.
Barty Crouch was a stiff, upright, elderly man, dressed in an impeccably
crisp suit and tie. The parting in his
short gray hair was almost unnaturally straight, and his narrow toothbrush
mustache looked as though he trimmed it using a slide rule. His shoes were very highly polished. Harry could see at once why Percy idolized
him. Percy was a great believer in
rigidly following rules, and Mr. Crouch had complied with the rule about Muggle
dressing so thoroughly that he could have passed for a bank manager; Harry
doubted even Uncle Vernon would have spotted him for what he really was.
"Pull up a bit of grass,
Barry," said Ludo brightly, patting the ground beside him.
"No thank you,
Ludo," said Crouch, and there was a bite of impatience in his voice.
"I've been looking for you everywhere.
The Bulgarians are insisting we add another twelve seats to the Top
Box."
"Oh is that what they're
after?" said Bagman. I thought the chap was asking to borrow a
pair of tweezers. Bit of a strong
accent."
"Mr. Crouch!" said Percy breathlessly, sunk into a kind of
halfbow that made him look like a hunchback.
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Oh," said Mr. Crouch, looking
over at Percy in mild surprise.
"Yes — thank you, Weatherby."
Fred and George choked into their own
cups. Percy, very pink around the ears, busied himself with the kettle.
"Oh and I've been wanting a word
with you too, Arthur," said Mr. Crouch, his sharp eyes falling upon Mr.
Weasley. "Ali Bashir's on the
warpath. He wants a word with you about
your embargo on flying carpets."
Mr. Weasley heaved a deep sigh.
"I sent him an owl about that just
last week. If I've told him once I've
told him a hundred times: Carpets are
defined as a Muggle Artifact by the Registry of Proscribed Charmable Objects,
but will he listen?"
"I doubt it," said Mr. Crouch,
accepting a cup from Percy. "He's
desperate to export here."
"Well, they'll never replace brooms
in Britain, will they?" said
Bagman.
"Ali thinks there's a niche in the
market for a family vehicle, said Mr. Crouch.
"I remember my grandfather had an Axminster that could seat twelve
— but that was before carpets were banned, of course."
He spoke as though he wanted to leave
nobody in any doubt that all his ancestors had abided strictly by the law.
"So, been keeping busy,
Barty?" said Bagman breezily.
"Fairly," said Mr. Crouch
dryly. "Organizing Portkeys across
five continents is no mean feat, Ludo."
"I expect you'll both be glad when
this is over?" said Mr. Weasley.
Ludo Bagman looked shocked.
"Glad! Don't know when I've had more fun.... Still, it's not as though
we haven't got anything to took forward to, eh, Barty? Eh?
Plenty left to organize, eh?"
Mr. Crouch raised his eyebrows at
Bagman.
"We agreed not to make the
announcement until all the details —"
"Oh details!" said Bagman, waving the word away like a
cloud of midges. "They've signed,
haven't they? They've agreed, haven't
they? I bet you anything these kids'll
know soon enough anyway. I mean, it's
happening at Hogwarts —"
"Ludo, we need to meet the Bulgarians,
you know," said Mr. Crouch sharply, cutting Bagman's remarks short. "Thank you for the tea,
Weatherby."
He pushed his undrunk tea back at Percy
and waited for Ludo to rise; Bagman struggled to his feet, swigging down the
last of his tea, the gold in his pockets chinking merrily.
"See you all later!" he said. "You'll be up in the Top Box
with me — I'm commentating!" He
waved, Barty Crouch nodded curtly, and both of them Disapparated.
"What's happening at Hogwarts,
Dad?" said Fred at once. "What were they talking about?"
"You'll find out soon enough,"
said Mr.Weasley, smiling.
"It's classified information, until
such time as the Ministry decides to release it," said Percy stiffly. "Mr. Crouch was quite right not to
disclose it."
"Oh shut up, Weatherby," said
Fred.
A sense of excitement rose like a
palpable cloud over the campsite as the afternoon wore on. By dusk, the still summer air itself seemed
to be quivering with anticipation, and as darkness spread like a curtain over
the thousands of waiting wizards, the last vestiges of pretence
disappeared: the Ministry seemed to
have bowed to the inevitable and stopped fighting the signs of blatant magic
now breaking out everywhere.
Salesmen were Apparating every few feet,
carrying trays and pushing carts full of extraordinary merchandise. There were luminous rosettes — green for
Ireland, red for Bulgaria — which were squealing the names of the players,
pointed green hats bedecked with dancing shamrocks, Bulgarian scarves adorned
with lions that really roared, flags from both countries that played their
national anthems as they were waved; there were tiny models of Firebolts that
really flew, and collectible figures of famous players, which strolled across
the palm of your hand, preening themselves.
"Been saving my pocket money all
summer for this," Ron told Harry as they and Hermione strolled through the
salesmen, buying souvenirs. Though Ron
purchased a dancing shamrock hat and a large green rosette, he also bought a
small figure of Viktor Krum, the Bulgarian Seeker. The miniature Krum walked backward and forward over Ron's hand,
scowling up at the green rosette above him.
"Wow, look at these!" said Harry, hurrying over to a cart piled
high with what looked like brass binoculars, except that they were covered with
all sorts of weird knobs and dials.
"Omnioculars," said the
saleswizard eagerly. "You can
replay action ... slow everything down ... and they flash up a play-by- play
breakdown if you need it. Bargain — ten
Galleons each."
"Wish I hadn't bought this
now," said Ron, gesturing at his dancing shamrock hat and gazing longingly
at the Omnioculars.
"Three pairs," said Harry
firmly to the wizard.
"No — don't bother," said Ron,
going red. He was always touchy about
the fact that Harry, who had inherited a small fortune from his parents, had
much more money than he did.
"You won't be getting anything for
Christmas," Harry told him, thrusting Omnioculars into his and Hermione's
hands. "For about ten years,
mind."
"Fair enough," said Ron,
grinning.
"Oooh, thanks, Harry," said
Hermione. "And I'll get us some
programs, look —"
Their money bags considerably lighter,
they went back to the tents. Bill,
Charlie, and Ginny were all sporting green rosettes too, and Mr. Weasley was
carrying an Irish flag. Fred and George
had no souvenirs as they had given Bagman all their gold.
And then a deep, booming gong sounded
somewhere beyond the woods, and at once, green and red lanterns blazed into
life in the trees, lighting a path to the field.
"It's time!" said Mr. Weasley,
looking as excited as any of them.
"Come on, let's go!"
CHAPTER EIGHT – THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP
Clutching their purchases, Mr. Weasley
in the lead, they all hurried into the wood, following the lantern-lit
trail. They could hear the sounds of
thousands of people moving around them, shouts and laughter, snatches of
singing. The atmosphere of feverish
excitement was highly infectious; Harry couldn't stop grinning. They walked through the wood for twenty
minutes, talking and joking loudly, until at last they emerged on the other
side and found themselves in the shadow of a gigantic stadium. Though Harry could see only a fraction of
the immense gold walls surrounding the field, he could tell that ten cathedrals
would fit comfortably inside it.
"Seats a hundred thousand,"
said Mr. Weasley, spotting the awestruck look on Harry's face. "Ministry task force of five hundred
have been working on it all year.
Muggle Repelling Charms on every inch of it. Every time Muggles have got anywhere near here all year, they've
suddenly remembered urgent appointments and had to dash away again ... bless
them," he added fondly, leading the way toward the nearest entrance, which
was already surrounded by a swarm of shouting witches and wizards.
"Prime seats!" said the Ministry witch at the entrance when
she checked their tickets. "Top Box!
Straight upstairs, Arthur, and as high as you can go."
The stairs into the stadium were
carpeted in rich purple. They clambered
upward with the rest of the crowd, which slowly filtered away through doors
into the stands to their left and right.
Mr. Weasley's party kept climbing, and at last they reached the top of
the staircase and found themselves in a small box, set at the highest point of
the stadium and situated exactly halfway between the golden goal posts. About twenty purple-and-gilt chairs stood in
two rows here, and Harry, filing into the front seats with the Weasleys, looked
down upon a scene the likes of which he could never have imagined.
A hundred thousand witches and wizards
were taking their places in the seats, which rose in levels around the long
oval field. Everything was suffused
with a mysterious golden light, which seemed to come from the stadium itself. The field looked smooth as velvet from their
lofty position. At either end of the
field stood three goal hoops, fifty feet high; right opposite them, almost at
Harry's eye level, was a gigantic blackboard.
Gold writing kept dashing across it as though an invisible giant's hand
were scrawling upon the blackboard and then wiping it off again; watching it,
Harry saw that it was flashing advertisements across the field.
The Bluebottle: A Broom for All the Family — safe, reliable,
and with Built-in Anti-Burgler Buzzer ... Mrs. Shower's All Purpose Magical
Mess Remover: No Pain, No Stain! ... Gladrags Wizardwear — London, Paris,
Hogsmeade...
Harry tore his eyes away from the sign
and looked over his shoulder to see who else was sharing the box with
them. So far it was empty, except for a
tiny creature sitting in the second from last seat at the end of the row behind
them. The creature, whose legs were so short they stuck out in front of it on
the chair, was wearing a tea towel draped like a toga, and it had its face
hidden in its hands. Yet those long,
batlike ears were oddly familiar....
"Dobby?" said Harry incredulously.
The tiny creature looked up and
stretched its fingers, revealing enormous brown eyes and a nose the exact size
and shape of a large tomato. It wasn't
Dobby — it was, however, unmistakably a house-elf, as Harry's friend Dobby had
been. Harry had set Dobby free from his
old owners, the Malfoy family.
"Did sir just call me
Dobby?" squeaked the elf curiously
from between its fingers. Its voice was
higher even than Dobby's had been, a teeny, quivering squeak of a voice, and
Harry suspected though it was very hard to tell with a house-elf — that this
one might just be female. Ron and Hermione spun around in their seats to
look. Though they had heard a lot about
Dobby from Harry, they had never actually met him. Even Mr. Weasley looked around in interest.
"Sorry," Harry told the elf,
"I just thought you were someone I knew."
"But I knows Dobby too,
sir!" squeaked the elf. She was shielding her face, as though
blinded by light, though the Top Box was not brightly lit. "My name is Winky, sir — and you, sir
—" Her dark brown eyes widened to the size of side plates as they rested
upon Harry's scar. "You is surely Harry Potter!"
"Yeah, I am," said Harry.
"But Dobby talks of you all the time,
sir!" s he said, lowering her hands very slightly and looking awestruck.
"How is he?" said Harry.
"How's freedom suiting him?"
"Ah, sir," said Winky, shaking
her head, "ah sir, meaning no disrespect, sir, but I is not sure you did
Dobby a favor, sir, when you is setting him free."
"Why?" said Harry, taken
aback. "What's wrong with
him?"
"Freedom is going to Dobby's head,
sir, " said Winky sadly.
"Ideas above his station, sir.
Can't get another position, sir."
"Why not?" said Harry.
Winky lowered her voice by a half-octave
and whispered, "He is wanting paying for his work, sir."
"Paying?" said Harry
blankly. "Well — why shouldn't he
be paid?"
Winky looked quite horrified at the idea
and closed her fingers slightly so that her face was half-hidden again.
"House-elves is not paid,
sir!" she said in a muffled
squeak. "No, no, no. I says to Dobby, I says, go find yourself a nice
family and settle down, Dobby. He is
getting up to all sorts of high jinks, sir, what is unbecoming to a
house-elf. You goes racketing around
like this, Dobby, I says, and next thing I hear you's up in front of the
Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, like some
common goblin."
"Well, it's about time he had a bit
of fun," said Harry.
"House-elves is not supposed to
have fun, Harry Potter," said Winky firmly, from behind her hands. "House-elves does what they is
told. I is not liking heights at all,
Harry Potter" — she glanced toward the edge of the box and gulped —
"but my master sends me to the Top Box and I comes, sir."
"Why's he sent you up here, if he
knows you don't like heights?"
said Harry, frowning.
"Master — master wants me to save
him a seat, Harry Potter. He is very
busy," said Winky, tilting her head toward the empty space beside her. "Winky is wishing she is back in
master's tent, Harry Potter, but Winky does what she is told. Winky is a good house-elf."
She gave the edge of the box another
frightened look and hid her eyes completely again. Harry turned back to the
others.
"So that's a house-elf?" Ron muttered. "Weird things, aren't they?"
"Dobby was weirder," said
Harry fervently.
Ron pulled out his Omnioculars and
started testing them, staring down into the crowd on the other side of the
stadium.
"Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the
side. I can make that old bloke down
there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again. . ."
Hermione, meanwhile, was skimming
eagerly through her velvetcovered, tasseled program.
"'A display from the team mascots
will precede the match,"' she read aloud.
"Oh that's always worth
watching," said Mr. Weasley.
"National teams bring creatures from their native land, you know,
to put on a bit of a show."
The box filled gradually around them
over the next half hour. Mr. Weasley
kept shaking hands with people who were obviously very important wizards. Percy jumped to his feet so often that he
looked as though he were trying to sit on a hedgehog. When Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic himself, arrived,
Percy bowed so low that his glasses fell off and shattered. Highly embarrassed,
he repaired them with his wand and thereafter remained in his seat, throwing
jealous looks at Harry, whom Cornelius Fudge had greeted like an old
friend. They had met before, and Fudge
shook Harry's hand in a fatherly fashion, asked how he was, and introduced him
to the wizards on either side of him.
"Harry Potter, you know," he
told the Bulgarian minister loudly, who was wearing splendid robes of black
velvet trimmed with gold and didn't seem to understand a word of English. "Harry Potter ... oh come on
now, you know who he is ... the boy who survived You-Know-Who ... you do
know who he is —"
The Bulgarian wizard suddenly spotted
Harry's scar and started gabbling loudly and excitedly, pointing at it.
"Knew we'd get there in the
end," said Fudge wearily to Harry.
"I'm no great shakes at languages; I need Barty Crouch for this
sort of thing. Ah, I see his house-elf's
saving him a seat.... Good job too, these Bulgarian blighters have been trying
to cadge all the best places ... ah, and here's Lucius!"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned
quickly. Edging along the second row to
three still-empty seats right behind Mr. Weasley were none other than Dobby the
house-elf's former owners: Lucius Malfoy; his son, Draco; and a woman Harry
supposed must be Draco's mother.
Harry and Draco Malfoy had been enemies
ever since their very first journey to Hogwarts. A pale boy with a pointed face and white-blond
hair, Draco greatly resembled his father.
His mother was blonde too; tall and slim, she would have been
nice-looking if she hadn’t been wearing a look that suggested there was a nasty
smell under her nose.
“Ah, Fudge,” said Mr. Malfoy, holding out his hand as he reached
the Minister of Magic. “How are
you? I don’t think you’ve met my wife,
Narcissa? Or our son, Draco?”
“How do you do, how do you do?”
said Fudge, smiling and bowing to Mrs. Malfoy. “And allow me to
introduce you to Mr. Oblansk - Obalonsk - Mr. - well, he’s the Bulgarian
Minister of Magic, and he can’t understand a word I’m saying anyway, so never
mind. And let’s see who else - you know
Arthur Weasley, I daresay?”
It was a tense moment. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy looked at each
other and Harry vividly recalled the last time they had come face-to-face: It had been in Flourish and Blotts’
bookshop, and they had had a fight. Mr.
Malfoy’s cold gray eyes swept over Mr. Weasley, and then up and down the row.
“Good lord, Arthur,” he said softly. “What did you have to sell to get seats in the Top Box? Surely your house wouldn’t have fetched this
much?”
Fudge, who wasn’t listening, said, “Lucius has just given a very
generous contribution to St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and
Injuries, Arthur. He’s here as my
guest.”
“How - how nice,” said Mr. Weasley, with a very strained smile.
Mr. Malfoy’s eyes had returned to Hermione, who went slightly
pink, but stared determinedly back at him.
Harry knew exactly what was making Mr. Malfoy’s lip curl like that. The
Malfoys prided themselves on being purebloods; in other words, they considered
anyone of Muggle descent, like Hermione, second-class. However, under the gaze of the Minister of
Magic, Mr. Malfoy didn’t dare say anything.
He nodded sneeringly to Mr. Weasley and continued down the line to his
seats. Draco shot Harry, Ron, and
Hermione one contemptuous look, then settled himself between his mother and
father.
“Slimy gits,” Ron muttered as he, Harry, and Hermione turned to
face the field again. Next moment, Ludo Bagman charged into the box.
“Everyone ready?” he said,
his round face gleaming like a great, excited Edam. “Minister - ready to go?”
“Ready when you are, Ludo,” said Fudge comfortably.
Ludo whipped out his wand, directed it at his own throat, and said
“Sonorus!” and then spoke over the roar of sound that was now filling
the packed stadium; his voice echoed over them, booming into every corner of
the stands.
“Ladies and gentlemen. . . welcome! Welcome to the final of the four hundred and twenty-second
Quidditch World Cup!”
The spectators screamed and clapped. Thousands of flags waved, adding their discordant national
anthems to the racket. The huge
blackboard opposite them was wiped clear of its last message (Bertie Bott’s
Every Flavor Beans – A Risk With Every Mouthful!) and now showed BULGARIA: 0, IRELAND:
0.
“And now, without further ado, allow me to introduce. . . the
Bulgarian National Team Mascots!”
The right-hand side of the stands, which was a solid block of
scarlet, roared its approval.
“I wonder what they’ve brought,” said Mr. Weasley, leaning forward
in his seat. “Aaah!” He suddenly
whipped off his glasses and polished them hurriedly on his robes. “Veela!”
“What are veel –?”
But a hundred veela were
now gliding out onto the field, and Harry’s question was answered for him. Veela were women. . . the most beautiful
women Harry had ever seen. . . except that they weren’t - they couldn’t be -
human. This puzzled Harry for a moment
while he tried to guess what exactly they could be; what could make their skin
shine moon-bright like that, or their white-gold hair fan out behind them
without wind.. . but then the music started, and Harry stopped worrying about
them not being human - in fact, he stopped worrying about anything at all.
The veela had started to dance, and Harry’s mind had gone completely
and blissfully blank. All that mattered
in the world was that he kept watching the veela, because if they stopped
dancing, terrible things would happen.
And as the veela danced faster and faster, wild, half-formed
thoughts started chasing through Harry’s dazed mind. He wanted to do something very impressive, right now. Jumping from the box into the stadium seemed
a good idea. . . but would it be good enough?
“Harry, what are you doing?” said Hermione’s voice from a
long way off.
The music stopped. Harry
blinked. He was standing up, and one of his legs was resting on the wall of the
box. Next to him, Ron was frozen in an
attitude that looked as though he were about to dive from a springboard.
Angry yells were filling the stadium. The crowd didn’t want the
veela to go. Harry was with them; he would, of course, be supporting Bulgaria,
and he wondered vaguely why he had a large green shamrock pinned to his
chest. Ron, meanwhile, was absentmindedly
shredding the shamrocks on his hat. Mr.
Weasley, smiling slightly, leaned over to Ron and tugged the hat out of his
hands.
“You’ll be wanting that,” he said, “once Ireland have had their
say.”
“Huh?” said Ron, staring
openmouthed at the veela, who had now lined up along one side of the field.
Hermione made a loud tutting noise. She reached up and pulled Harry back into his seat. “Honestly!” she said.
“And now,” roared Ludo Bagman’s voice, “kindly put your wands in
the air. . . for the Irish National Team Mascots!”
Next moment, what seemed to be a great green-and-gold comet came
zooming into the stadium. It did one
circuit of the stadium, then split into two smaller comets, each hurtling
toward the goal posts. A rainbow arced
suddenly across the field, connecting the two balls of light. The crowd oooohed and aaaaahed, as though at
a fireworks display. Now the rainbow
faded and the balls of light reunited and merged; they had formed a great
shimmering shamrock, which rose up into the sky and began to soar over the
stands. Something like golden rain
seemed to be falling from it - “Excellent!”
yelled Ron as the shamrock soared over them, and heavy gold coins rained
from it, bouncing off their heads and seats.
Squinting up at the shamrock, Harry realized that it was actually
comprised of thousands of tiny little bearded men with red vests, each carrying
a minute lamp of gold or green.
“Leprechauns!” said Mr. Weasley over the tumultuous applause of
the crowd, many of whom were still fighting and rummaging around under their
chairs to retrieve the gold.
“There you go,” Ron yelled happily, stuffing a fistful of gold
coins into Harry’s hand, “for the Omnioculars!
Now you’ve got to buy me a Christmas present, ha!”
The great shamrock dissolved, the leprechauns drifted down onto
the field on the opposite side from the veela, and settled themselves
cross-legged to watch the match.
“And now, ladies and gentlemen, kindly welcome - the Bulgarian
National Quidditch Team! I give you -
Dimitrov!”
A scarlet-clad figure on a broomstick, moving so fast it was
blurred, shot out onto the field from an entrance far below, to wild applause
from the Bulgarian supporters.
“Ivanova!”
A second scarlet-robed player zoomed out.
“Zograf! Levski! Vulchanov! Volkov! Aaaaaaand - Krum!”
“That’s him, that’s him!” yelled Ron,
following Krum with his Omnioculars. Harry quickly focused his own.
Viktor Krum was thin, dark, and
sallow-skinned, with a large curved nose and thick black eyebrows. He looked
like an overgrown bird of prey. It was hard to believe he was only eighteen.
“And now, please greet - the Irish
National Quidditch Team!” yelled
Bagman. “Presenting - Connolly!
Ryan! Troy! Mullet!
Moran! Quigley! Aaaaaand - Lynch!”
Seven green blurs swept onto the field;
Harry spun a small dial on the side of his Omnioculars and slowed the players
down enough to read the word “Firebolt” on each of their brooms and see their
names, embroidered in silver, upon their backs.
“And here, all the way from Egypt, our
referee, acclaimed Chairwizard of the International Association of Quidditch,
Hassan Mostafa!”
A small and skinny wizard, completely bald
but with a mustache to rival Uncle Vernon’s, wearing robes of pure gold to
match the stadium, strode out onto the field. A silver whistle was protruding
from under the mustache, and he was carrying a large wooden crate under one
arm, his broomstick under the other.
Harry spun the speed dial on his Omnioculars back to normal, watching
closely as Mostafa mounted his broomstick and kicked the crate open - four
balls burst into the air: the scarlet Quaffle, the two black Bludgers, and
(Harry saw it for the briefest moment, before it sped out of sight) the
minuscule, winged Golden Snitch. With a
sharp blast on his whistle, Mostafa shot into the air after the balls.
“Theeeeeeeey’re OFF!” screamed Bagman. “And it’s Mullet! Troy!
Moran! Dimitrov! Back to Mullet! Troy! Levski! Moran!”
It was Quidditch as Harry had never seen
it played before. He was pressing his Omnioculars so hard to his glasses that
they were cutting into the bridge of his nose. The speed of the players was incredible
- the Chasers were throwing the Quaffle to one another so fast that Bagman only
had time to say their names. Harry spun
the slow dial on the right of his Omnioculars again, pressed the play-by-play
button on the top, and he was immediately watching in slow motion, while
glittering purple lettering flashed across the lenses and the noise of the
crowd pounded against his eardrums.
HAWKSHEAD ATTACKING FORMATION, he read as he watched the three Irish
Chasers zoom closely together, Troy in the center, slightly ahead of Mullet and
Moran, bearing down upon the Bulgarians.
PORSKOFF PLOY flashed up next, as Troy made as though to dart
upward with the Quaffle, drawing away the Bulgarian Chaser Ivanova and dropping
the Quaffle to Moran. One of the
Bulgarian Beaters, Volkov, swung hard at a passing Bludger with his small club,
knocking it into Moran’s path; Moran ducked to avoid the Bludger and dropped
the Quaffle; and Levski, soaring beneath, caught it - “TROY SCORES!” roared
Bagman, and the stadium shuddered with a roar of applause and cheers. “Ten zero
to Ireland!”
“What?”
Harry yelled, looking wildly around through his Omnioculars. “But
Levski’s got the Quaffle!”
“Harry, if you’re not going to watch at
normal speed, you’re going to miss things!” shouted Hermione, who was dancing
up and down, waving her arms in the air while Troy did a lap of honor around
the field. Harry looked quickly over the top of his Omnioculars and saw that
the leprechauns watching from the sidelines had all risen into the air again
and formed the great, glittering shamrock. Across the field, the veela were
watching them sulkily.
Furious with himself, Harry spun his speed
dial back to normal as play resumed.
Harry knew enough about Quidditch to see
that the Irish Chasers were superb. They worked as a seamless team, their movements
so well coordinated that they appeared to be reading one another’s minds as
they positioned themselves, and the rosette on Harry’s chest kept squeaking
their names: “Troy - Mullet - Mo ran!” And within ten
minutes, Ireland had scored twice more, bringing their lead to thirty-zero and
causing a thunderous tide of roars and applause from the green-clad supporters.
The match became still faster, but more
brutal. Volkov and Vulchanov, the Bulgarian Beaters, were whacking the Bludgers
as fiercely as possible at the Irish Chasers, and were starting to prevent them
from using some of their best moves; twice they were forced to scatter, and
then, finally, Ivanova managed to break through their ranks; dodge the Keeper,
Ryan; and score Bulgaria’s first goal.
“Fingers in your ears!” bellowed Mr.
Weasley as the veela started to dance in celebration. Harry screwed up his eyes
too; he wanted to keep his mind on the game. After a few seconds, he chanced a
glance at the field. The veela had
stopped dancing, and Bulgaria was again in possession of the Quaffle.
“Dimitrov! Levski! Dimitrov! Ivanova - oh
I say!” roared Bagman.
One hundred thousand wizards gasped as the
two Seekers, Krum and Lynch, plummeted through the center of the Chasers, so
fast that it looked as though they had just jumped from airplanes without
parachutes. Harry followed their descent through his Omnioculars, squinting to
see where the Snitch was –
“They’re going to crash!” screamed
Hermione next to Harry.
She was half right - at the very last
second, Viktor Krum pulled out of the dive and spiraled off. Lynch, however,
hit the ground with a dull thud that could be heard throughout the stadium. A
huge groan rose from the Irish seats.
“Fool!” moaned Mr. Weasley. “Krum was
feinting!”
“It’s time-out!” yelled Bagman’s voice,
“as trained mediwizards hurry onto the field to examine Aidan Lynch!”
“He’ll be okay, he only got ploughed!”
Charlie said reassuringly to Ginny, who was hanging over the side of the box,
looking horror-struck. “Which is what Krum was after, of course... .“
Harry hastily pressed the replay and
play-by-play buttons on his Omnioculars, twiddled the speed dial, and put them
back up to his eyes.
He watched as Krum and Lynch dived again
in slow motion. WRONSKI DEFENSIVE
FEINT - DANGEROUS SEEKER DIVERSION
read the shining purple lettering across his lenses. He saw Krum’s face contorted with
concentration as he pulled out of the dive just in time, while Lynch was
flattened, and he understood - Krum hadn’t seen the Snitch at all, he was just
making Lynch copy him. Harry had never
seen anyone fly like that; Krum hardly looked as though he was using a
broomstick at all; he moved so easily through the air that he looked
unsupported and weightless. Harry
turned his Omnioculars back to normal and focused them on Krum. He was now circling high above Lynch, who
was being revived by mediwizards with cups of potion. Harry, focusing still more closely upon
Krum’s face, saw his dark eyes darting all over the ground a hundred feet
below. He was using the time while
Lynch was revived to look for the Snitch without interference.
Lynch got to his feet at last, to loud
cheers from the green-clad supporters, mounted his Firebolt, and kicked back
off into the air. His revival seemed to
give Ireland new heart. When Mostafa
blew his whistle again, the Chasers moved into action with a skill unrivaled
by anything Harry had seen so far.
After fifteen more fast and furious
minutes, Ireland had pulled ahead by ten more goals. They were now leading by
one hundred and thirty points to ten, and the game was starting to get dirtier.
As Mullet shot toward the goal posts yet
again, clutching the Quaffle tightly under her arm, the Bulgarian Keeper,
Zograf, flew out to meet her. Whatever
happened was over so quickly Harry didn’t catch it, but a scream of rage from
the Irish crowd, and Mostafa’s long, shrill whistle blast, told him it had been
a foul.
“And Mostafa takes the Bulgarian Keeper to
task for cobbing -- excessive use of elbows!”
Bagman informed the roaring spectators.
“And - yes, it’s a penalty to Ireland!”
The leprechauns, who had risen angrily
into the air like a swarm of glittering hornets when Mullet had been fouled,
now darted together to form the words “HA, HA, HA!” The veela on the other side of the field leapt to their feet,
tossed their hair angrily, and started to dance again.
As one, the Weasley boys and Harry stuffed
their fingers into their ears, but Hermione, who hadn’t bothered, was soon
tugging on Harry’s arm. He turned to
look at her, and she pulled his fingers impatiently out of his ears.
“Look at the referee!” she said, giggling.
Harry looked down at the field. Hassan
Mostafa had landed right in front of the dancing veela, and was acting very
oddly indeed. He was flexing his muscles and smoothing his mustache excitedly.
“Now, we can’t have that!” said Ludo
Bagman, though he sounded highly amused. “Somebody slap the referee!”
A mediwizard came tearing across the
field, his fingers stuffed into his own ears, and kicked Mostafa hard in the
shins. Mostafa seemed to come to himself; Harry, watching through the Omnioculars
again, saw that he looked exceptionally embarrassed and had started shouting at
the veela, who had stopped dancing and were looking mutinous.
“And unless I’m much mistaken, Mostafa is
actually attempting to send off the Bulgarian team mascots!” said Bagman’s voice. “Now there’s something we haven’t
seen before. . . . Oh this could turn nasty. . .
It did: The Bulgarian Beaters, Volkov and
Vulchanov, landed on either side of Mostafa and began arguing furiously with
him, gesticulating toward the leprechauns, who had now gleefully formed the
words “HEE, HEE, HEE.” Mostafa was not
impressed by the Bulgarians’ arguments, however; he was jabbing his finger into
the air, clearly telling them to get flying again, and when they refused, he
gave two short blasts on his whistle.
“Two penalties for Ireland!” shouted Bagman, and the Bulgarian
crowd howled with anger. “And Volkov
and Vulchanov had better get back on those brooms. . . yes. . . there they go.
. . and Troy takes the Quaffle. .
Play now reached a level of ferocity
beyond anything they had yet seen. The Beaters on both sides were acting
without mercy: Volkov and Vulchanov in
particular seemed not to care whether their clubs made contact with Bludger or
human as they swung them violently through the air. Dimitrov shot straight at
Moran, who had the Quaffle, nearly knocking her off her broom.
“Foul!”
roared the Irish
supporters as one, all standing up in a great wave of green.
“Foul!”
echoed Ludo Bagman’s magically magnified voice. “Dimitrov skins Moran - deliberately flying
to collide there - and it’s got to be another penalty - yes, there’s the
whistle!”
The leprechauns had risen into the air
again, and this time, they formed a giant hand, which was making a very rude
sign indeed at the veela across the field. At this, the veela lost
control. Instead of dancing, they
launched themselves across the field and began throwing what seemed to be
handfuls of fire at the leprechauns.
Watching through his Omnioculars, Harry saw that they didn’t look remotely
beautiful now. On the contrary, their
faces were elongating into sharp, cruel-beaked bird heads, and long, scaly
wings were bursting from their shoulders –
“And that, boys,” yelled Mr.
Weasley over the tumult of the crowd below, “is why you should never go
for looks alone!”
Ministry wizards were flooding onto the
field to separate the veela and the leprechauns, but with little success;
meanwhile, the pitched battle below was nothing to the one taking place
above. Harry turned this way and that, staring through his Omnioculars,
as the Quaffie changed hands with the speed of a bullet.
“Levski - Dimitrov - Moran - Troy -
Mullet - Ivanova - Moran again - Moran - MORAN SCORES!”
But the cheers of the Irish supporters
were barely heard over the shrieks of the veela, the blasts now issuing from
the Ministry members’ wands, and the furious roars of the Bulgarians. The game recommenced immediately; now Levski
had the Quaffle, now Dimitrov -
The Irish Beater Quigley swung heavily at
a passing Bludger, and hit it as hard as possible toward Krum, who did not duck
quickly enough. It hit him full in the face.
There was a deafening groan from the
crowd; Krum’s nose looked broken, there was blood everywhere, but Hassan
Mostafa didn’t blow his whistle. He had become distracted, and Harry couldn’t
blame him; one of the veela had thrown a handful of fire and set his broom tail
alight.
Harry wanted someone to realize
that Krum was injured; even though he was supporting Ireland, Krum was the most
exciting player on the field. Ron
obviously felt the same.
“Time-out! Ah, come on, he can’t play like that, look at him
-“
“Look at Lynch!” Harry yelled.
For the Irish Seeker had suddenly
gone into a dive, and Harry was quite sure that this was no Wronski Feint; this
was the real thing…
“He’s seen the Snitch!” Harry shouted. “He’s seen it! Look at
him go!”
Half the crowd seemed to have realized
what was happening; the Irish supporters rose in another great wave of green,
screaming their Seeker on. . . but Krum was on his tail. How he could see where he was going, Harry
had no idea; there were flecks of blood flying through the air behind him, but
he was drawing level with Lynch now as the pair of them hurtled toward the
ground again –
“They’re going to crash!” shrieked
Hermione.
“They’re not!” roared Ron.
“Lynch is!” yelled Harry.
And he was right - for the second time,
Lynch hit the ground with tremendous force and was immediately stampeded by a
horde of angry veela.
“The Snitch, where’s the
Snitch?” bellowed Charlie, along the
row.
“He’s got it - Krum’s got it - it’s all over!” shouted Harry.
Krum, his red robes shining with blood
from his nose, was rising gently into the air, his fist held high, a glint of
gold in his hand.
The scoreboard was flashing BULGARIA: 160,
IRELAND: 170 across the crowd, who didn’t seem to have realized what had happened. Then, slowly, as though a great jumbo jet
were revving up, the rumbling from the Ireland supporters grew louder and
louder and erupted into screams of delight.
“IRELAND
WINS!” Bagman shouted, who like the
Irish, seemed to be taken aback by the sudden end of the match.
“KRUM GETS
THE SNITCH - BUT IRELAND WINS -- good lord, I don’t think any of us were
expecting that!”
“What did
he catch the Snitch for?” Ron bellowed,
even as he jumped up and down, applauding with his hands over his head. “He
ended it when Ireland were a hundred and sixty points ahead, the idiot!”
“He knew
they were never going to catch up!”
Harry shouted back over all the noise, also applauding loudly. “The Irish Chasers were too good. . . . He
wanted to end it on his terms, that’s all. . .
“He was
very brave, wasn’t he?” Hermione said,
leaning forward to watch Krum land as a swarm of mediwizards blasted a path
through the battling leprechauns and veela to get to him. “He looks a terrible mess. . .”
Harry put
his Omnioculars to his eyes again. It
was hard to see what was happening below, because leprechauns were zooming delightedly
all over the field, but he could just make out Krum, surrounded by
mediwizards. He looked surlier than
ever and refused to let them mop him up.
His team members were around him, shaking their heads and looking
dejected; a short way away, the Irish players were dancing gleefully in a
shower of gold descending from their mascots.
Flags were waving all over the stadium, the Irish national anthem blared
from all sides; the veela were shrinking back into their usual, beautiful
selves now, though looking dispirited and forlorn.
“Vell, ve
fought bravely,” said a gloomy voice behind Harry. He looked around; it was the Bulgarian Minister of Magic.
“You can speak English!” said Fudge, sounding outraged. “And you’ve
been letting me mime everything all day!”
“Veil, it vos very funny,” said the Bulgarian minister, shrugging.
“And as the Irish team performs a lap of
honor, flanked by their mascots, the Quidditch World Cup itself is brought into
the Top Box!” roared Bagman.
Harry’s eyes were suddenly dazzled by a
blinding white light, as the Top Box was magically illuminated so that everyone
in the stands could see the inside. Squinting toward the entrance, he saw two
panting wizards carrying a vast golden cup into the box, which they handed to
Cornelius Fudge, who was still looking very disgruntled that he’d been using
sign language all day for nothing.
“Let’s have a really loud hand for the
gallant losers - Bulgaria!” Bagman
shouted.
And up the stairs into the box came the
seven defeated Bulgarian players. The crowd below was applauding
appreciatively; Harry could see thousands and thousands of Omniocular lenses
flashing and winking in their direction.
One by one, the Bulgarians filed between
the rows of seats in the box, and Bagman called out the name of each as they
shook hands with their own minister and then with Fudge. Krum, who was last in
line, looked a real mess. Two black
eyes were blooming spectacularly on his bloody face. He was still holding the Snitch.
Harry noticed that he seemed much less coordinated on the ground. He was slightly duck-footed and distinctly
round-shouldered. But when Krum’s name
was announced, the whole stadium gave him a resounding, earsplitting roar.
And then came the Irish team. Aidan Lynch was being supported by Moran
and Connolly; the second crash seemed to have dazed him and his eyes looked
strangely unfocused. But he grinned happily as Troy and Quigley lifted the Cup
into the air and the crowd below thundered its approval. Harry’s hands were numb with clapping.
At last, when the Irish team had left the
box to perform another lap of honor on their brooms (Aidan Lynch on the back of
Confolly’s, clutching hard around his waist and still grinning in a bemused
sort of way), Bagman pointed his wand at his throat and muttered, “Quietus.”
“They’ll be talking about this one for
years,” he said hoarsely, “a really unexpected twist, that. . . . shame it
couldn’t have lasted longer. . . . Ah yes... . yes, I owe you. . . how much?”
For Fred and George had just scrambled
over the backs of their seats and were standing in front of Ludo Bagman with
broad grins on their faces, their hands outstretched.
CHAPTER NINE – THE DARK MARK
Don’t
tell your mother you’ve been gambling,” Mr. Weasley implored Fred and
George as they all made their way slowly down the purple-carpeted stairs.
“Don’t
worry, Dad,” said Fred gleefully, “we’ve got big plans for this money. We don’t
want it confiscated.”
Mr.
Weasley looked for a moment as though he was going to ask what these big plans
were, but seemed to decide, upon reflection, that he didn’t want to know.
They
were soon caught up in the crowds now flooding out of the stadium and back to
their campsites. Raucous singing was borne toward them on the night air as they
retraced their steps along the lantern-lit path, and leprechauns kept shooting
over their heads, cackling and waving their lanterns. When they finally reached the tents, nobody felt like sleeping at
all, and given the level of noise around them, Mr. Weasley agreed that they
could all have one last cup of cocoa together before turning in. They were soon arguing enjoyably about the
match; Mr. Weasley got drawn into a disagreement about cobbing with Charlie,
and it was only when Ginny fell asleep right at the tiny table and spilled hot
chocolate all over the floor that Mr. Weasley called a halt to the verbal
replays and insisted that everyone go to bed.
Hermione and Ginny went into the next tent, and Harry and the rest of
the Weasleys changed into pajamas and clambered into their bunks. From the other side of the campsite they
could still hear much singing and the odd echoing bang.
“Oh I am glad I’m not on duty,” muttered
Mr. Weasley sleepily. “I wouldn’t fancy
having to go and tell the Irish they’ve got to stop celebrating.”
Harry, who was on a top bunk above Ron,
lay staring up at the canvas ceiling of the tent, watching the glow of an
occasional leprechaun lantern flying overhead, and picturing again some of
Krum’s more spectacular moves. He was
itching to get back on his own Firebolt and try out the Wronski Feint. . . .
Somehow Oliver Wood had never managed to convey with all his wriggling diagrams
what that move was supposed to look like.. . . Harry saw himself in robes that
had his name on the back, and imagined the sensation of hearing a
hundred-thousand-strong crowd roar, as Ludo Bagman’s voice echoed throughout
the stadium, “I give you. . . Potter!”
Harry never knew whether or not he had
actually dropped off to sleep - his fantasies of flying like Krum might well
have slipped into actual dreams - all he knew was that, quite suddenly, Mr.
Weasley was shouting.
“Get up! Ron - Harry - come on now, get
up, this is urgent!”
Harry sat up quickly and the top of his head hit canvas.
“S’ matter?” he said.
Dimly, he could tell that something was
wrong. The noises in the campsite had
changed. The singing had stopped. He
could hear screams, and the sound of people running. He slipped down from the bunk and reached for his clothes, but
Mr. Weasley, who had pulled on his jeans over his own pajamas, said, “No time,
Harry - just grab a jacket and get outside - quickly!”
Harry did as he was told and hurried out
of the tent, Ron at his heels.
By the light of the few fires that were
still burning, he could see people running away into the woods, fleeing
something that was moving across the field toward them, something that was
emitting odd flashes of light and noises like gunfire. Loud jeering, roars of laughter, and drunken
yells were drifting toward them; then came a burst of strong green light, which
illuminated the scene.
A crowd of wizards, tightly packed and
moving together with wands pointing straight upward, was marching slowly across
the field. Harry squinted at them. . . . They didn’t seem to have faces. . . .
Then he realized that their heads were hooded and their faces masked. High above them, floating along in midair,
four struggling figures were being contorted into grotesque shapes. It was as though the masked wizards on the
ground were puppeteers, and the people above them were marionettes operated by
invisible strings that rose from the wands into the air. Two of the figures
were very small.
More wizards were joining the marching
group, laughing and pointing up at the floating bodies. Tents crumpled and fell as the marching
crowd swelled. Once or twice Harry saw
one of the marchers blast a tent out of his way with his wand. Several caught fire. The screaming grew louder.
The floating people were suddenly
illuminated as they passed over a burning tent and Harry recognized one
of them: Mr. Roberts, the campsite
manager. The other three looked as
though they might be his wife and children.
One of the marchers below flipped Mrs. Roberts upside down with his
wand; her nightdress fell down to reveal voluminous drawers and she struggled
to cover herself up as the crowd below her screeched and hooted with glee.
“That’s sick,” Ron muttered, watching the
smallest Muggle child, who had begun to spin like a top, sixty feet above the
ground, his head flopping limply from side to side. “That is really sick. . .
.“
Hermione and Ginny came hurrying toward
them, pulling coats over their nightdresses, with Mr. Weasley right behind
them. At the same moment, Bill,
Charlie, and Percy emerged from the boys’ tent, fully dressed, with
their sleeves rolled up and their wands out.
“We’re going to help the Ministry!” Mr. Weasley shouted over all the noise,
rolling up his own sleeves. “You lot -
get into the woods, and stick together.
I’ll come and fetch you when we’ve sorted this out!”
Bill, Charlie, and Percy were already
sprinting away toward the oncoming marchers; Mr. Weasley tore after
them. Ministry wizards were dashing from every direction toward the
source of the trouble. The crowd
beneath the Roberts family was coming ever closer.
“C’mon,” said Fred, grabbing Ginny’s hand and starting to
pull her toward the wood. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and George followed. They all
looked back as they reached the trees. The crowd beneath the Roberts family was
larger than ever; they could see the Ministry wizards trying to get through it
to the hooded wizards in the center, but they were having great difficulty. It
looked as though they were scared to perform any spell that might make the
Roberts family fall.
The colored lanterns that had lit the path
to the stadium had been extinguished.
Dark figures were blundering through the trees; children were crying;
anxious shouts and panicked voices were reverberating around them in the cold
night air. Harry felt himself being
pushed hither and thither by people whose faces he could not see. Then he heard Ron yell with pain.
“What happened?” said Hermione anxiously, stopping so abruptly that Harry walked
into her. “Ron, where are you? Oh this
is stupid - lumos!”
She illuminated her wand and directed its
narrow beam across the path. Ron was lying sprawled on the ground.
“Tripped over a tree root,” he said
angrily, getting to his feet again.
“Well, with feet that size, hard not to,”
said a drawling voice from behind them.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned sharply.
Draco Malfoy was standing alone nearby, leaning against a tree, looking utterly
relaxed. His arms folded, he seemed to
have been watching the scene at the campsite through a gap in the trees.
Ron told Malfoy to do something that Harry
knew he would never have dared say in front of Mrs. Weasley.
“Language,
Weasley,” said Malfoy, his pale eyes glittering. “Hadn’t you better be hurrying along, now? You wouldn’t like her spotted, would
you?”
He nodded
at Hermione, and at the same moment, a blast like a bomb sounded from the
campsite, and a flash of green light momentarily lit the trees around them.
“What’s
that supposed to mean?” said Hermione defiantly. “Granger, they’re after Muggles, “said Malfoy. “D’you want to be showing off your knickers
in midair? Because if you do, hang
around. . . they’re moving this way, and it would give us all a laugh.”
“Hermione’s
a witch,” Harry snarled.
“Have it
your own way, Potter,” said Malfoy, grinning maliciously. “If you think they
can’t spot a Mudblood, stay where you are.”
“You watch
your mouth!” shouted Ron. Everybody present knew that “Mudblood” was a very
offensive term for a witch or wizard of Muggle parentage.
“Never
mind, Ron,” said Hermione quickly, seizing Ron’s arm to restrain him as he took
a step toward Malfoy.
There came
a bang from the other side of the trees that was louder than anything they had
heard. Several people nearby screamed. Malfoy chuckled softly.
“Scare
easily, don’t they?” he said lazily. “I suppose your daddy told you all to
hide? What’s he up to - trying to rescue the Muggles?”
“Where’re your
parents?” said Harry, his temper rising. “Out there wearing masks, are
they?”
Malfoy
turned his face to Harry, still smiling.
“Well. . .
if they were, I wouldn’t be likely to tell you, would I, Potter?”
“Oh come on,” said Hermione, with a
disgusted look at Malfoy, “let’s go and find the others.”
“Keep that big bushy head down, Granger,” sneered Malfoy.
“Come on,” Hermione repeated, and
she pulled Harry and Ron up the path again.
“I’ll bet you anything his dad is one
of that masked lot!” said Ron hotly.
“Well, with any luck, the Ministry will
catch him!” said Hermione fervently. “Oh I can’t believe this. Where have the
others got to?”
Fred, George, and Ginny were nowhere to be
seen, though the path was packed with plenty of other people, all looking
nervously over their shoulders toward the commotion back at the campsite. A huddle of teenagers in pajamas was arguing
vociferously a little way along the path.
When they saw Harry, Ron, and Hermione, a girl with thick curly hair
turned and said quickly, “Oü est Madame Maxime? Nous l’avons perdue -“
“Er - what?” said Ron.
“Oh. . .“ The girl who had spoken turned
her back on him, and as they walked on they distinctly heard her say, “Ogwarts.”
“Beauxbatons,” muttered Hermione.
“Sorry?” said Harry.
“They must go to Beauxbatons,” said
Hermione. “You know... Beauxbatons
Academy of Magic. . . I read about it in An Appraisal ofMagical Education in
Europe.”
“Oh. . . yeah. . . right,” said Harry.
“Fred and George can’t have gone that
far,” said Ron, pulling out his wand, lighting it like Hermione’s, and
squinting up the path. Harry dug in the pockets of his jacket for his own wand
- but it wasn’t there. The only thing
he could find was his Omnioculars.
“Ah, no, I don’t believe it. . . I’ve lost
my wand!”
“You’re kidding!”
Ron and Hermione raised their wands high
enough to spread the narrow beams of light farther on the ground; Harry looked
all around him, but his wand was nowhere to be seen.
“Maybe it’s back in the tent,” said Ron.
“Maybe it fell out of your pocket when we
were running?” Hermione suggested anxiously.
“Yeah,” said Harry, “maybe. .
He usually kept his wand with him at all
times in the wizarding world, and finding himself without it in the midst of a
scene like this made him feel very vulnerable.
A rustling noise nearby made all three of
them jump. Winky the house-elf was fighting her way out of a clump of bushes
nearby. She was moving in a most
peculiar fashion, apparently with great difficulty; it was as though someone
invisible were trying to hold her back.
“There is bad wizards about!” she squeaked
distractedly as she leaned forward and labored to keep running. “People high - high in the air! Winky is getting out of the way!”
And she disappeared into the trees on the
other side of the path, panting and squeaking as she fought the force that was
restraining her.
“What’s up with her?” said Ron, looking
curiously after Winky. “Why can’t she
run properly?”
“Bet she didn’t ask permission to hide,”
said Harry. He was thinking of
Dobby: Every time he had tried to do
something the Malfoys wouldn’t like, the house-elf had been forced to start
beating himself up.
“You know, house-elves get a very raw deal!” said Hermione
indignantly. “It’s slavery, that’s what it is! That Mr. Crouch made her go up to the top of the stadium, and she
was terrified, and he’s got her bewitched so she can’t even run when they start
trampling tents! Why doesn’t anyone do
something about it?”
“Well, the elves are happy, aren’t
they?” Ron said. “You heard old Winky back at the match.. .
‘House-elves is not supposed to have fun’. . . that’s what she likes, being
bossed around. . . .“
“It’s people like you, Ron,”
Hermione began hotly, “who prop up rotten and unjust systems, just because
they’re too lazy to -“
Another loud bang echoed from the edge of
the wood.
“Let’s just keep moving, shall we?” said
Ron, and Harry saw him glance edgily at Hermione. Perhaps there was truth in what Malfoy had said; perhaps Hermione
was in more danger than they were.
They set off again, Harry still searching his pockets, even though he
knew his wand wasn’t there.
They followed the dark path deeper into
the wood, still keeping an eye out for Fred, George, and Ginny. They passed a group of goblins who were
cackling over a sack of gold that they had undoubtedly won betting on the
match, and who seemed quite unperturbed by the trouble at the campsite. Farther still along the path, they walked
into a patch of silvery light, and when they looked through the trees, they saw
three tall and beautiful veela standing in a clearing, surrounded by a gaggle
of young wizards, all of whom were talking very loudly.
“I pull down about a hundred sacks of
Galleons a year!” one of them
shouted. “I’m a dragon killer for the
Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures.”
“No, you’re not!” yelled
his friend. “You’re a dishwasher at the
Leaky Cauldron. . . . but I’m a vampire hunter, I’ve killed about ninety so far
-“
A third young wizard, whose pimples were
visible even by the dim, silvery light of the veela, now cut in, “I’m about to
become the youngest ever Minister of Magic, I am.”
Harry snorted with laughter. He recognized
the pimply wizard: His name was Stan
Shunpike, and he was in fact a conductor on the triple-decker Knight Bus. He turned to tell Ron this, but Ron’s face
had gone oddly slack, and next second Ron was yelling, “Did I tell you I’ve invented a broomstick
that’ll reach Jupiter?”
“Honestly!” said Hermione, and she and Harry grabbed
Ron firmly by the arms, wheeled him around, and marched him away. By the time
the sounds of the veela and their admirers had faded completely, they were in
the very heart of the wood. They seemed
to be alone now; everything was much quieter.
Harry looked around. “I reckon we can just
wait here, you know. We’ll hear anyone
coming a mile off.”
The words were hardly out of his mouth,
when Ludo Bagman emerged from behind a tree right ahead of them.
Even by the feeble light of the two wands,
Harry could see that a great change had come over Bagman. He no longer looked buoyant and rosy-faced;
there was no more spring in his step.
He looked very white and strained.
“Who’s that?” he said, blinking down at
them, trying to make out their faces.
“What are you doing in here, all alone?”
They looked at one another, surprised.
“Well - there’s a sort of riot going on,”
said Ron.
Bagman stared at him.
“What?”
“At the campsite. . . some people have got
hold of a family of Muggles. . .
Bagman swore loudly.
“Damn them!” he said, looking quite
distracted, and without another word, he Disapparated with a small pop!
“Not exactly on top of things, Mr. Bagman,
is he?” said Hermione, frowning.
“He was a great Beater, though,” said Ron,
leading the way off the path into a small clearing, and sitting down on a patch
of dry grass at the foot of a tree.
“The Wimbourne Wasps won the league three times in a row while he was
with them.”
He took his small figure of Krum out of
his pocket, set it down on the ground, and watched it walk around. Like the
real Krum, the model was slightly duck-footed and round-shouldered, much less
impressive on his splayed feet than on his broomstick. Harry was listening for noise from the
campsite. Everything seemed much quieter;
perhaps the riot was over.
“I hope the others are okay,” said
Hermione after a while.
“They’ll be fine,” said Ron.
“Imagine if your dad catches Lucius
Malfoy,” said Harry, sitting down next to Ron and watching the small figure of
Krum slouching over the fallen leaves.
“He’s always said he’d like to get something on him.”
“That’d wipe the smirk off old Draco’s
face, all right,” said Ron.
“Those poor Muggles, though,” said
Hermione nervously. “What if they can’t get them down?”
“They will,” said Ron reassuringly.
“They’ll find a way.”
“Mad, though, to do something like that when the whole Ministry
of Magic’s out here tonight!” said
Hermione. “I mean, how do they expect
to get away with it? Do you think
they’ve been drinking, or are they just -“
But she broke off abruptly and looked over
her shoulder. Harry and Ron looked quickly around too. It sounded as though someone was staggering
toward their clearing. They waited,
listening to the sounds of the uneven steps behind the dark trees. But the footsteps came to a sudden halt.
“Hello?” called Harry.
There was silence. Harry got to his feet
and peered around the tree. It was too dark to see very far, but he could sense
somebody standing just beyond the range of his vision.
“Who’s there?” he said.
And then, without warning, the silence was
rent by a voice unlike any they had heard in the wood; and it uttered, not a
panicked shout, but what sounded like a spell.
“MORSMORDRE!”
And something vast, green, and glittering
erupted from the patch of darkness Harry’s eyes had been struggling to
penetrate; it flew up over the treetops and into the sky.
“What the - ?“ gasped Ron as he sprang to his feet again, staring up at the
thing that had appeared.
For a split second, Harry thought it was
another leprechaun formation. Then he realized that it was a colossal skull,
comprised of what looked like emerald stars, with a serpent protruding from its
mouth like a tongue. As they watched, it rose higher and higher, blazing in a
haze of greenish smoke, etched against the black sky like a new constellation.
Suddenly, the wood all around them erupted with screams. Harry
didn’t understand why, but the only possible cause was the sudden appearance of
the skull, which had now risen high enough to illuminate the entire wood like
some grisly neon sign. He scanned the darkness for the person who had conjured
the skull, but he couldn’t see anyone.
“Who’s there?” he called again.
“Harry, come on, move!” Hermione had seized the collar of his
jacket and was tugging him backward.
“What’s the matter?” Harry said, startled
to see her face so white and terrified.
“It’s the Dark Mark, Harry!” Hermione
moaned, pulling him as hard as she could. “You-Know-Who’s sign!”
“Voldemort’s - “Harry, come on!”
Harry turned - Ron was hurriedly scooping
up his miniature Krum - the three of them started across the clearing - but before
they had taken a few hurried steps, a series of popping noises announced the
arrival of twenty wizards, appearing from thin air, surrounding them.
Harry whirled around, and in an instant,
he registered one fact: Each of these
wizards had his wand out, and every wand was pointing right at himself, Ron,
and Hermione.
Without pausing to think, he yelled,
“DUCK!”
He seized the other two and pulled them
down onto the ground.
“STUPEFY!” roared twenty voices - there was a blinding series of flashes and
Harry felt the hair on his head ripple as though a powerful wind had swept the
clearing. Raising his head a fraction
of an inch he saw jets of fiery red light flying over them from the wizards’
wands, crossing one another, bouncing off tree trunks, rebounding into the
darkness--
“Stop!” yelled a voice he recognized. “STOP! That’s my son!”
Harry’s
hair stopped blowing about. He raised
his head a little higher. The wizard in front of him had lowered his wand. He rolled over and saw Mr. Weasley striding
toward them, looking terrified.
“Ron -
Harry” - his voice sounded shaky - “Hermione - are you all right?”
“Out of
the way, Arthur,” said a cold, curt voice.
It was Mr.
Crouch. He and the other Ministry
wizards were closing in on them. Harry got to his feet to face them. Mr. Crouch’s face was taut with rage.
“Which of
you did it?” he snapped, his sharp eyes darting between them. “Which of you
conjured the Dark Mark?”
“We didn’t
do that!” said Harry, gesturing up at the skull.
“We didn’t
do anything!” said Ron, who was rubbing his elbow and looking indignantly at
his father. “What did you want to attack us for?”
“Do not
lie, sir!” shouted Mr. Crouch. His wand was still pointing directly at Ron,
and his eyes were popping - he looked slightly mad. “You have been discovered
at the scene of the crime!”
“Barty,”
whispered a witch in a long woolen dressing gown, “they’re kids, Barty, they’d
never have been able to
“Where did
the Mark come from, you three?” said Mr. Weasley quickly.
“Over
there,” said Hermione shakily, pointing at the place where they had heard the
voice. “There was someone behind the trees. . . they shouted words - an
incantation -“
“Oh, stood over there, did they?” said Mr.
Crouch, turning his popping eyes on Hermione now, disbelief etched all over his
face. “Said an incantation, did they? You seem very well informed about how
that Mark is summoned, missy -“
But none
of the Ministry wizards apart from Mr. Crouch seemed to think it remotely
likely that Harry, Ron, or Hermione had conjured the skull; on the contrary, at
Hermione’s words, they had all raised their wands again and were pointing in
the direction she had indicated, squinting through the dark trees.
“We’re too
late,” said the witch in the woolen dressing gown, shaking her head. “They’ll
have Disapparated.”
“I don’t
think so,” said a wizard with a scrubby brown beard. It was Amos Diggory,
Cedric’s father. “Our Stunners went right through those trees. . . . There’s a
good chance we got them. . .
“Amos, be
careful!” said a few of the wizards warningly as Mr. Diggory squared his
shoulders, raised his wand, marched across the clearing, and disappeared into
the darkness. Hermione watched him vanish with her hands over her mouth.
A few
seconds later, they heard Mr. Diggory shout.
“Yes! We
got them! There’s someone here! Unconscious! It’s - but - blimey. .
“You’ve
got someone?” shouted Mr. Crouch, sounding highly disbelieving. “Who? Who is
it?”
They heard
snapping twigs, the rustling of leaves, and then crunching footsteps as Mr.
Diggory reemerged from behind the trees. He was carrying a tiny, limp figure in
his arms. Harry recognized the tea towel at once. It was Winky.
Mr. Crouch
did not move or speak as Mr. Diggory deposited his elf on the ground at
his feet. The other Ministry wizards were all staring at Mr. Crouch. For a few
seconds Crouch remained transfixed, his eyes blazing in his white face as he
stared down at Winky. Then he appeared to come to life again.
“This -
cannot - be,” he said jerkily. “No -“
He moved
quickly around Mr. Diggory and strode off toward the place where he had found
Winky.
“No point,
Mr. Crouch,” Mr. Diggory called after him. “There’s no one else there.”
But Mr.
Crouch did not seem prepared to take his word for it. They could hear him
moving around and the rustling of leaves as he pushed the bushes aside,
searching.
“Bit
embarrassing,” Mr. Diggory said grimly, looking down at Winky’s unconscious
form. “Barty Crouch’s house-elf. . . I mean to say...”
“Come off
it, Amos,” said Mr. Weasley quietly, “you don’t seriously think it was the
elf? The Dark Mark’s a wizard’s
sign. It requires a wand.”
“Yeah,”
said Mr. Diggory, “and she had a wand.”
“What?”
said Mr. Weasley.
“Here,
look.” Mr. Diggory held up a wand and showed it to Mr. Weasley. “Had it in her
hand. So that’s clause three of the Code of Wand Use broken, for a start. No
non-human creature is permitted to carry or use a wand.”
Just then there was another pop, and
Ludo Bagman Apparated right next to Mr. Weasley. Looking breathless and disorientated, he spun on the spot,
goggling upward at the emerald-green skull.
“The Dark Mark!” he panted, almost trampling Winky as he turned
inquiringly to his colleagues. “Who did
it? Did you get them? Barry!
What’s going on?”
Mr. Crouch had returned empty-handed. His face was still ghostly white, and his
hands and his toothbrush mustache were both twitching.
“Where have you been, Barty?” said Bagman.
“Why weren’t you at the match? Your elf was saving you a seat too - gulping gargoyles!” Bagman had just noticed Winky lying at his
feet. “What happened to her?”
“I have been busy, Ludo,” said Mr. Crouch,
still talking in the same jerky fashion, barely moving his lips. “And my elf has been stunned.”
“Stunned? By you lot, you mean? But why -
?“
Comprehension dawned suddenly on Bagman’s
round, shiny face; he looked up at the skull, down at Winky, and then at Mr.
Crouch.
“No!” he said. “Winky?
Conjure the Dark Mark? She
wouldn’t know how! She’d need a wand,
for a start!”
“And she had one,” said Mr. Diggory. “I found her holding one, Ludo. If it’s all right with you, Mr. Crouch, I
think we should hear what she’s got to say for herself.”
Crouch gave no sign that he had heard Mr.
Diggory, but Mr. Diggory seemed to take his silence for assent. He raised his own wand, pointed it at Winky,
and said, “Ennervate!”
Winky stirred feebly. Her great brown eyes
opened and she blinked several times in a bemused sort of way. Watched by the
silent wizards, she raised herself shakily into a sitting position.
She caught sight of Mr. Diggory’s feet,
and slowly, tremulously, raised her eyes to stare up into his face; then, more
slowly still, she looked up into the sky. Harry could see the floating skull
reflected twice in her enormous, glassy eyes. She gave a gasp, looked wildly
around the crowded clearing, and burst into terrified sobs.
“Elf!” said Mr. Diggory sternly. “Do you
know who I am? I’m a member of the
Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures!”
Winky began to rock backward and forward
on the ground, her breath coming in sharp bursts. Harry was reminded forcibly of Dobby in his moments of terrified
disobedience.
“As you see, elf, the Dark Mark was
conjured here a short while ago,” said Mr. Diggory. “And you were discovered
moments later, right beneath it! An
explanation, if you please!”
“I - I - I is not doing it, sir!” Winky
gasped. “I is not knowing how, sir!”
“You were found with a wand in your hand!”
barked Mr. Diggory, brandishing it in front of her. And as the wand caught the green light that was filling the
clearing from the skull above, Harry recognized it
“Hey - that’s mine!” he said
Everyone in the clearing looked at him.
“Excuse me?” said Mr. Diggory, incredulously.
“That’s my wand!” said Harry. “I dropped
it!”
“You dropped it?” repeated Mr. Diggory in
disbelief. “Is this a confession? You threw it aside after you conjured the
Mark?”
“Amos, think who you’re talking to!” said Mr. Weasley, very angrily. “Is Harry Potter likely to conjure
the Dark Mark?”
“Er - of course not,” mumbled Mr. Diggory. “Sorry. . . carried
away. .
“I didn’t drop it there, anyway,” said
Harry, jerking his thumb toward the trees beneath the skull. “I missed it right
after we got into the wood.”
“So,” said Mr. Diggory, his eyes hardening
as he turned to look at Winky again, cowering at his feet. “You found this wand, eh, elf? And you picked it up and thought you’d have
some fun with it, did you?”
“I is not doing magic with it, sir!” squealed Winky, tears streaming down the
sides of her squashed and bulbous nose.
“I is. . . I is. . . I is just picking it up, sir! i is not making the
Dark Mark, sir, i is not knowing how!”
“It wasn’t her!” said Hermione. She looked very nervous, speaking up in
front of all these Ministry wizards, yet determined all the same. “Winky’s got a squeaky little voice, and the
voice we heard doing the incantation was much deeper!” She looked around at Harry and Ron,
appealing for their support. “It didn’t
sound anything like Winky, did it?”
“No,” said Harry, shaking his head. “It
definitely didn’t sound like an elf.”
“Yeah, it was a human voice,” said Ron.
“Well, we’ll soon see,” growled Mr.
Diggory, looking unimpressed. “There’s a simple way of discovering the last
spell a wand performed, elf, did you know that?”
Winky trembled and shook her head
frantically, her ears flapping, as Mr. Diggory raised his own wand again and
placed it tip to tip with Harry’s.
“Prior Incantato!” roared Mr. Diggory.
Harry heard Hermione gasp, horrified, as a
gigantic serpent-tongued skull erupted from the point where the two wands met,
but it was a mere shadow of the green skull high above them; it looked as
though it were made of thick gray smoke: the ghost of a spell.
“Deletrius!” Mr. Diggory shouted, and the smoky skull
vanished in a wisp of smoke.
“So,” said Mr. Diggory with a kind of
savage triumph, looking down upon Winky, who was still shaking convulsively.
“I is not doing it!” she squealed, her eyes rolling in
terror. “I is not, I is not, I is not
knowing how! I is a good elf, I isn’t
using wands, I isn’t knowing how!”
“You’ve been caught red-handed, elf!” Mr. Diggory roared. “Caught with the
guilty wand in your hand!”
“Amos,” said Mr. Weasley loudly, “think
about it. . . precious few wizards know how to do that spell. . . . Where would
she have learned it?”
“Perhaps Amos is suggesting,” said Mr.
Crouch, cold anger in every syllable, “that I routinely teach my servants to
conjure the Dark Mark?”
There was a deeply unpleasant
silence. Amos Diggory looked
horrified. “Mr. Crouch.. . not. . . not
at all.
“You have now come very close to accusing
the two people in this clearing who are least likely to conjure that
Mark!” barked Mr. Crouch. “Harry Potter - and myself. I suppose you are familiar with the boy’s
story, Amos?”
“Of course - everyone knows -“ muttered
Mr. Diggory, looking highly discomforted.
“And I trust you remember the many proofs
I have given, over a long career, that I despise and detest the Dark Arts and
those who practice them?” Mr. Crouch
shouted, his eyes bulging again.
“Mr. Crouch, I - I never suggested you had
anything to do with it!” Amos Diggory
muttered again, now reddening behind his scrubby brown beard.
“If you accuse my elf, you accuse me, Diggory!” shouted Mr.
Crouch. “Where else would she have
learned to conjure it?”
“She - she might’ve picked it up anywhere
-“
“Precisely, Amos,” said Mr. Weasley. “She
might have picked it up anywhere.. . . Winky?” he said kindly, turning to the elf, but she flinched as though he
too was shouting at her. “Where exactly did you find Harry’s wand?”
Winky was twisting the hem of her tea
towel so violently that it was fraying beneath her fingers.
“I - I is finding it. . . finding it
there, sir. . . .“ she whispered, “there . . . in the trees, sir.
“You see, Amos?” said Mr. Weasley.
“Whoever conjured the Mark could have Disapparated right after they’d done it,
leaving Harry’s wand behind. A clever
thing to do, not using their own wand, which could have betrayed them. And Winky here had the misfortune to come
across the wand moments later and pick it up.”
“But then, she’d have been only a few feet
away from the real culprit!” said Mr. Diggory impatiently. “Elf? Did you see anyone?”
Winky began to tremble worse than ever.
Her giant eyes flickered from Mr. Diggory, to Ludo Bagman, and onto Mr.
Crouch. Then she gulped and said, “I is
seeing no one, sir. . . no one. .
“Amos,” said Mr. Crouch curtly, “I am
fully aware that, in the ordinary course of events, you would want to take
Winky into your department for questioning. I ask you, however, to allow me to
deal with her.”
Mr. Diggory looked as though he didn’t
think much of this suggestion at all, but it was clear to Harry that Mr.
Crouch was such an important member of the Ministry that he did not dare refuse
him.
“You may rest assured that she will be
punished,” Mr. Crouch added coldly.
“M-m-master. . .“ Winky stammered, looking
up at Mr. Crouch, her eyes brimming with tears. “M-m-master, p-p-please. . .“
Mr. Crouch stared back, his face somehow
sharpened, each line upon it more deeply etched. There was no pity in his gaze.
“Winky has behaved tonight in a manner I
would not have believed possible,” he said slowly. “I told her to remain in the tent. I told her to stay there while I went to sort out the
trouble. And I find that she disobeyed
me. This means clothes.”
“No!” shrieked Winky, prostrating herself
at Mr. Crouch’s feet. “No, master! Not clothes, not clothes!”
Harry knew that the only way to turn a
house-elf free was to present it with proper garments. It was pitiful to see the way Winky clutched
at her tea towel as she sobbed over Mr. Crouch’s feet.
“But she was frightened!” Hermione burst out angrily, glaring at Mr.
Crouch. “Your elf’s scared of heights,
and those wizards in masks were levitating people! You can’t blame her for wanting to get out of their way!”
Mr. Crouch took a step backward, freeing
himself from contact with the elf, whom he was surveying as though she were
something filthy and rotten that was contaminating his over-shined shoes.
“I have no use for a house-elf who
disobeys me,” he said coldly, looking
over at Hermione. “I have no use for a
servant who forgets what is due to her master, and to her master’s reputation.”
Winky was crying so hard that her sobs
echoed around the clearing. There was
a very nasty silence, which was ended by Mr. Weasley, who said quietly, “Well,
I think I’ll take my lot back to the tent, if nobody’s got any objections. Amos, that wand’s told us all it can - if
Harry could have it back, please -“
Mr. Diggory handed Harry his wand and
Harry pocketed it.
“Come on, you three,” Mr. Weasley said
quietly. But Hermione didn’t seem to
want to move; her eyes were still upon the sobbing elf. “Hermione!” Mr. Weasley said, more urgently.
She turned and followed Harry and Ron out of the clearing and off through the
trees.
“What’s going to happen to Winky?” said
Hermione, the moment they had left the clearing.
“I don’t know,” said Mr. Weasley.
“The way they were treating her!” said
Hermione furiously. “Mr. Diggory, calling her ‘elf’ all the time. . . and Mr.
Crouch! He knows she didn’t do it and
he’s still going to sack her! He didn’t care how frightened she’d been, or how
upset she was - it was like she wasn’t even human!”
“Well, she’s not,” said Ron.
Hermione rounded on him.
“That doesn’t mean she hasn’t got
feelings, Ron. It’s disgusting the way
-“
“Hermione, I agree with you,” said Mr.
Weasley quickly, beckoning her on, “but now is not the time to discuss elf
rights. I want to get back to the tent
as fast as we can. What happened to the others?”
“We lost them in the dark,” said Ron. “Dad, why was everyone so uptight about that skull thing?”
“I’ll explain everything back at the
tent,” said Mr. Weasley tensely.
But when they reached the edge of the
wood, their progress was impeded. A large crowd of frightened-looking witches
and wizards was congregated there, and when they saw Mr. Weasley coming toward
them, many of them surged forward.
“What’s going on in there?”
“Who conjured it?”
“Arthur - it’s not - Him?”
“Of course it’s not Him,” said Mr. Weasley
impatiently. “We don’t know who it was; it looks like they Disapparated. Now excuse me, please, I want to get to
bed.”
He led Harry, Ron, and Hermione through
the crowd and back into the campsite.
All was quiet now; there was no sign of the masked wizards, though
several ruined tents were still smoking.
Charlie’s head was poking out of the boys’
tent.
“Dad, what’s going on?” he called through
the dark. “Fred, George, and Ginny got back okay, but the others -“
“I’ve got them here,” said Mr. Weasley,
bending down and entering the tent. Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered after
him.
Bill was sitting at the small kitchen
table, holding a bedsheet to his arm, which was bleeding profusely. Charlie had
a large rip in his shirt, and Percy was sporting a bloody nose. Fred, George,
and Ginny looked unhurt, though shaken.
“Did you get them, Dad?” said Bill
sharply. “The person who conjured the Mark?”
“No,” said Mr. Weasley. “We found Barry
Crouch’s elf holding Harry’s wand, but we’re none the wiser about who
actually conured the Mark.”
“What?” said Bill, Charlie, and Percy together. “Harry’s wand?”
said Fred.
“Mr. Crouch’s elf” said Percy, sounding thunderstruck.
With some assistance from Harry, Ron, and
Hermione, Mr. Weasley explained what had happened in the woods. When they had finished their story, Percy
swelled indignantly.
“Well, Mr. Crouch is quite right to get
rid of an elf like that!” he said. “Running away when he’d expressly told her
not to. . . embarrassing him in front of the whole Ministry. . . how would
that have looked, if she’d been brought up in front of the Department for the
Regulation and Control -“
“She didn’t do anything - she was just in
the wrong place at the wrong time!”
Hermione snapped at Percy, who looked very taken aback. Hermione had always got on fairly well with
Percy - better, indeed, than any of the others.
“Hermione, a wizard in Mr. Crouch’s
position can’t afford a house-elf who’s going to run amok with a wand!” said Percy pompously, recovering himself.
“She didn’t run amok!” shouted Hermione.
“She just picked it up off the ground!”
“Look, can someone just explain what that
skull thing was?” said Ron
impatiently. “It wasn’t hurting anyone.
. . . Why’s it such a big deal?”
“I told you, it’s You-Know-Who’s symbol,
Ron,” said Hermione, before anyone else could answer. “I read about it in The Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts.”
“And it hasn’t been seen for thirteen
years,” said Mr. Weasley quietly. “Of course people panicked. . . it was almost
like seeing You-Know-Who back again.”
“I don’t get it,” said Ron, frowning. “I mean. . . it’s still only a shape in the
sky. . .
“Ron, You-Know-Who and his followers sent
the Dark Mark into the air whenever they killed,” said Mr. Weasley. “The terror it inspired. . . you have no
idea, you’re too young. Just picture coming home and finding the Dark Mark
hovering over your house, and knowing what you’re about to find inside. . .
.” Mr. Weasley winced. “Everyone’s
worst fear. . . the very worst..
There was silence for a moment. Then Bill,
removing the sheet from his arm to check on his cut, said, “Well, it didn’t
help us tonight, whoever conjured it. It
scared the Death Eaters away the moment they saw it. They all Disapparated before we’d got near enough to unmask any
of them. We caught the Robertses before
they hit the ground, though. They’re
having their memories modified right now.”
“Death Eaters?” said Harry. “What are
Death Eaters?”
“It’s what You-Know-Who’s supporters
called themselves,” said Bill. “I think
we saw what’s left of them tonight - the ones who managed to keep themselves
out of Azkaban, anyway.”
“We can’t prove it was them, Bill,” said
Mr. Weasley. “Though it probably was,”
he added hopelessly.
“Yeah, I bet it was!” said Ron suddenly .
“Dad, we met Draco Malfoy in the woods, and he as good as told us his dad was
one of those nutters in masks! And we
all know the Malfoys were right in with You-Know-Who!”
“But what were Voldemort’s supporters -“
Harry began. Everybody flinched - like most of the wizarding world, the
Weasleys always avoided saying Voldemort’s name. “Sorry,” said Harry quickly.
“What were You-Know-Who’s supporters up to, levitating Muggles? I mean, what
was the point?”
“The point?” said Mr. Weasley with a
hollow laugh. “Harry, that’s their idea
of fun. Half the Muggle killings back when You-Know-Who was in power were done
for fun. I suppose they had a few
drinks tonight and couldn’t resist reminding us all that lots of them are still
at large. A nice little reunion for
them,” he finished disgustedly.
“But if they were the Death Eaters,
why did they Disapparate when they saw the Dark Mark?” said Ron. “They’d have been pleased to see it,
wouldn’t they?”
“Use your brains, Ron,” said Bill. “If
they really were Death Eaters, they worked very hard to keep out of Azkaban
when You-Know-Who lost power, and told all sorts of lies about him forcing them
to kill and torture people. I bet
they’d be even more frightened than the rest of us to see him come back. They denied they’d ever been involved with
him when he lost his powers, and went back to their daily lives. . . . I don’t
reckon he’d be over-pleased with them, do you?”
“So. . . whoever conjured the Dark Mark. .
.“ said Hermione slowly, “were they doing it to show support for the Death
Eaters, or to scare them away?”
“Your guess is as good as ours, Hermione,”
said Mr. Weasley. “But I’ll tell you this. . . it was only the Death Eaters who
ever knew how to conjure it. I’d be very surprised if the person who did it
hadn’t been a Death Eater once, even if they’re not now. . Listen, it’s very
late, and if your mother hears what’s happened she’ll be worried sick. We’ll
get a few more hours sleep and then try and get an early Portkey out of here.”
Harry got back into his bunk with
his head buzzing. He knew he ought to feel exhausted: It was nearly three in
the morning, but he felt wide-awake - wide-awake, and worried.
Three days ago - it felt like much longer,
but it had only been three days - he had awoken with his scar burning. And tonight, for the first time in thirteen
years, Lord Voldemort’s mark had appeared in the sky. What did these things mean?
He thought of the letter he had written to
Sirius before leaving Privet Drive.
Would Sirius have gotten it yet?
When would he reply? Harry lay
looking up at the canvas, but no flying fantasies came to him now to ease him
to sleep, and it was a long time after Charlie’s snores filled the tent that
Harry finally dozed off.
CHAPTER TEN – MAYHEM AT THE
MINISTRY
Mr. Weasley woke them after only a few hours
sleep. He used magic to pack up the
tents, and they left the campsite as quickly as possible, passing Mr. Roberts
at the door of his cottage. Mr. Roberts
had a strange, dazed look about him, and he waved them off with a vague “Merry
Christmas.”
“He’ll be all right,” said Mr. Weasley quietly as they
marched off onto the moor. “Sometimes, when a person’s memory’s modified, it
makes him a bit disorientated for a while…and that was a big thing they had to
make him forget.”
They
heard urgent voices as they approached the spot where the Portkeys lay, and
when they reached it, they found a great number of witches and wizards gathered
around Basil, the keeper of the Portkeys, all clamoring to get away from the
campsite as quickly as possible. Mr. Weasley had a hurried discussion with
Basil; they joined the queue, and were able to take an old rubber tire back to
Stoatshead Hill before the sun had really risen. They walked back through Ottery St. Catchpole and up the damp
lane toward the Burrow in the dawn light, talking very little because they were
so exhausted, and thinking longingly of their breakfast. As they rounded the corner and the Burrow
came into view, a cry echoed along the lane.
“Oh thank goodness, thank goodness!”
Mrs. Weasley, who had evidently been
waiting for them in the front yard, came running toward them, still wearing her
bedroom slippers, her face pale and strained, a rolled-up copy of the Daily
Prophet clutched in her hand.
“Arthur - I’ve been so worried - so
worried-”
She flung her arms around Mr. Weasley’s
neck, and the Daily Prophet fell out of her limp hand onto the
ground. Looking down, Harry saw the
headline: SCENES OF TERROR AT THE
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP, complete with a twinkling black-and-white photograph
of the Dark Mark over the treetops.
“You’re all right,” Mrs. Weasley muttered
distractedly, releasing Mr. Weasley and staring around at them all with red
eyes, “you’re alive. . . . Oh boys. .
And to everybody’s surprise, she seized
Fred and George and pulled them both into such a tight hug that their heads
banged together.
“Ouch!
Mum - you’re
strangling us –“
“I shouted at you before you left!” Mrs. Weasley said, starting to sob. “It’s all I’ve been thinking about! What if You-Know-Who had got you, and the
last thing I ever said to you was that you didn’t get enough OW.L.s? Oh Fred. . . George. .”
“Come on, now, Molly, we’re all perfectly
okay,” said Mr. Weasley soothingly, prising her off the twins and leading her
back toward the house. “Bill,”
he added in an undertone, “pick up that paper, I want to see what it says. . .”
When they were all crammed into the tiny
kitchen, and Hermione had made Mrs. Weasley a cup of very strong tea, into
which Mr. Weasley insisted on pouring a shot of Ogdens Old Firewhiskey, Bill
handed his father the newspaper. Mr.
Weasley scanned the front page while Percy looked over his shoulder.
“I knew it,” said Mr. Weasley
heavily. “Ministry blunders. . .
culprits not apprehended. . . lax security. . . Dark wizards
running unchecked... national disgrace. . . Who wrote this? Ah. . . of course. . . Rita Skeeter.”
“That woman’s got it in for the Ministry
of Magic!” said Percy furiously. “Last week she was saying we’re wasting our
time quibbling about cauldron thickness, when we should be stamping out
vampires! As if it wasn’t specifically
stated in paragraph twelve of the Guidelines for the Treatment of
Non-Wizard Part-Humans --“